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1 ;;; bruce.el --- bruce phrase utility for overloading the Communications
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2 ;;; Decency Act snoops, if any.
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3
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4 ;; Copyright (C) 1988, 1993, 1997 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
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5
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6 ;; Maintainer: FSF
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7 ;; Keywords: games
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8 ;; Created: Jan 1997
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9
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10 ;; This file is part of GNU Emacs.
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11
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12 ;; GNU Emacs is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
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13 ;; it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
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14 ;; the Free Software Foundation; either version 2, or (at your option)
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15 ;; any later version.
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16
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17 ;; GNU Emacs is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
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18 ;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
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19 ;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
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20 ;; GNU General Public License for more details.
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21
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22 ;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
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23 ;; along with GNU Emacs; see the file COPYING. If not, write to the
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24 ;; Free Software Foundation, Inc., 59 Temple Place - Suite 330,
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25 ;; Boston, MA 02111-1307, USA.
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26
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27 ;;; Commentary:
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28
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29 ;; This program was written to protest the miss-named "Communications
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30 ;; Decency Act of 1996. This Act bans "indecent speech", whatever that is,
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31 ;; from the Internet. For more on the CDA, see Richard Stallman's essay on
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32 ;; censorship, included in the etc directory of emacs distributions 19.34
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33 ;; and up. See also http://www.eff.org/blueribbon.html.
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34
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35 ;; For many years, emacs has included a program called Spook. This program
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36 ;; adds a series of "keywords" to email just before it goes out. On the
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37 ;; theory that the NSA monitors people's email, the keywords would be
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38 ;; picked up by the NSA's snoop computers, causing them to waste time
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39 ;; reading your meeting schedule notices or other email boring to everyone
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40 ;; but you and (you hope) the recipient. See below (I left in the original
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41 ;; writeup when I made this conversion), or the emacs documentation at
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42 ;; ftp://prep.ai.mit.edu/pub/gnu/emacs-manual*.
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43
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44 ;; Bruce is a direct copy of spook, with the word "spook" replaced with
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45 ;; the word "bruce". Thanks to "esr", whoever he, she or it may be, this
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46 ;; conversion was an extremely easy piece of editing, suitable for a first
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47 ;; essay at elisp programming.
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48
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49 ;; You may think of the name as having been derived from a certain Monty
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50 ;; Python routine. Or from Lenny Bruce, who opposed censorship in his own
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51 ;; inimitable way. Bruce does exactly what Spook does: it throws keywords
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52 ;; into your email messages or other documents.
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53
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54 ;; However, in order to comply with the CDA as interpreted by Richard
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55 ;; Stallman (see the essay on censorship), bruce is distributed without a
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56 ;; data file from which to select words at random. Sorry about that. I
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57 ;; believe the average user will be able to come up with a few words on
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58 ;; his or her own. If that is a problem, feel free to ask any American
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59 ;; teenager, preferably one who attends a government school. Failing
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60 ;; that, you might write to Mr. Clinton or Ms Reno or their successors and
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61 ;; ask them for suggestions. Think of it as a public spirited act: the
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62 ;; time they spend answering you is time not spent persecuting someone
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63 ;; else. However, do ask them to respond by snail mail, where their
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64 ;; suggestions would be legal.
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65
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66 ;; To build the data file, just start a file called bruce.lines in the etc
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67 ;; directory of your emacs distribution. Note that each phrase or word has
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68 ;; to be followed by an ascii 0, control-@. See the file spook.lines in
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69 ;; the etc directory for an example. In emacs, use c-q c-@ to insert the
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70 ;; ascii 0s.
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71
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72 ;; Once you have edited up a data file, you have to tell emacs how to find
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73 ;; the program bruce. Add the following two lines to your .emacs file. Be
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74 ;; sure to uncomment the second line.
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75
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76 ;; for bruce mode
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77 ;; (autoload 'bruce "bruce" "Use the Bruce program to protest the CDA" t)
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78
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79 ;; Shut down emacs and fire it up again. Then "M-x bruce" should put some
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80 ;; shocking words in the current buffer.
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81
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82
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83 ;; Please note that I am not suggesting that you actually use this program
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84 ;; to add "illegal" words to your email, or any other purpose. First, you
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85 ;; don't really need a program to do it, and second, it would be illegal
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86 ;; for me to suggest or advise that you actually break the law. This
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87 ;; program was written as a demonstration only, and as an act of political
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88 ;; protest and free expression protected by the First Amendment, or
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89 ;; whatever is left of it.
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90
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91
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92 ;; We now return to the original writeup for spook:
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93
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94 ;; Steve Strassmann <straz@media-lab.media.mit.edu> didn't write the
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95 ;; program spook, from which this was adapted, and even if he did, he
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96 ;; really didn't mean for you to use it in an anarchistic way.
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97 ;;
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98 ;; To use this:
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99 ;; Just before sending mail, do M-x spook.
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100 ;; A number of phrases will be inserted into your buffer, to help
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101 ;; give your message that extra bit of attractiveness for automated
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102 ;; keyword scanners. Help defeat the NSA trunk trawler!
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103
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104 ;;; Code:
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105
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106 (require 'cookie1)
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107
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108 ; Variables
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109 (defgroup bruce nil
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110 "Insert phrases selected at random from a file into a buffer."
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111 :prefix "bruce-"
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112 :group 'games)
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113
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114 (defcustom bruce-phrases-file "~/bruce.lines"
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115 "Keep your favourite phrases here."
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116 :type 'file
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117 :group 'bruce)
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118
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119 (defcustom bruce-phrase-default-count 15
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120 "Default number of phrases to insert."
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121 :type 'integer
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122 :group 'bruce)
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123
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124 ;;;###autoload
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125 (defun bruce ()
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126 "Adds that special touch of class to your outgoing mail."
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127 (interactive)
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128 (or (file-exists-p bruce-phrases-file)
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129 (error "You need to create %s" bruce-phrases-file))
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130 (cookie-insert bruce-phrases-file
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131 bruce-phrase-default-count
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132 "Checking authorization..."
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133 "Checking authorization...Approved"))
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134
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135 ;;;###autoload
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136 (defun snarf-bruces ()
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137 "Return a vector containing the lines from `bruce-phrases-file'."
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138 (or (file-exists-p bruce-phrases-file)
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139 (error "You need to create %s" bruce-phrases-file))
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140 (cookie-snarf bruce-phrases-file
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141 "Checking authorization..."
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142 "Checking authorization...Approved"))
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143
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144 ;; Note: the implementation that used to take up most of this file has been
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145 ;; cleaned up, generalized, gratuitously broken by esr, and now resides in
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146 ;; cookie1.el.
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147
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148 ;;; bruce.el ends here
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