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| author | Chong Yidong <cyd@stupidchicken.com> |
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| date | Sun, 01 Feb 2009 14:44:43 +0000 |
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| 2266 | 1 SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6) |
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| 5 NAME | |
| 6 sex - have sex | |
| 7 | |
| 8 SYNOPSIS | |
| 9 sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ... | |
| 10 | |
| 11 DESCRIPTION | |
| 12 _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci- | |
| 13 fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they | |
| 14 are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to | |
| 15 make things more interesting are as follows: | |
| 16 | |
| 17 -1 masturbate | |
| 18 | |
| 19 -a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option | |
| 20 | |
| 21 -b buggery | |
| 22 | |
| 23 -B<animal> | |
| 24 bestiality with <animal> | |
| 25 | |
| 26 -c chocolate sauce option | |
| 27 | |
| 28 -C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W) | |
| 29 | |
| 30 -d<file> | |
| 31 get a date with the features described in <file> | |
| 32 | |
| 33 -e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net) | |
| 34 | |
| 35 -f foreplay option | |
| 36 | |
| 37 -F nasal sex with plants | |
| 38 | |
| 39 -i coitus interruptus (messy!) | |
| 40 | |
| 41 -j jacuzzi option (California sites only) | |
| 42 | |
| 43 -l leather option | |
| 44 | |
| 45 -m masochism (see -s) | |
| 46 | |
| 47 -M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option | |
| 48 | |
| 49 -n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program | |
| 50 kills it) | |
| 51 | |
| 52 -o oral option | |
| 53 | |
| 54 -O parallel access (orgy) | |
| 55 | |
| 56 -p debug option (proposition only) | |
| 57 | |
| 58 -P pedophilia (must specify a child process) | |
| 59 | |
| 60 | |
| 61 | |
| 62 Printed 2/15/87 2/15/87 1 | |
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| 68 | |
| 69 SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6) | |
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| 72 | |
| 73 -q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am) | |
| 74 | |
| 75 -s sadism (target must set -m) | |
| 76 | |
| 77 -S sundae option | |
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79 -T<number> |
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80 voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities; |
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| 2266 | 83 -v voyeurism (surveys the entire net) |
| 84 | |
| 85 -w whipped cream option | |
| 86 | |
| 87 -W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m) | |
| 88 | |
| 89 ENVIRONMENT | |
| 90 LOVERS | |
| 91 is a list of default partners which will be used if | |
| 92 none are specified in the command line. If any are | |
| 93 specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored. | |
| 94 | |
| 95 FILES | |
| 96 /usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality | |
| 97 | |
| 98 /usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates | |
| 99 | |
| 100 /usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes | |
| 101 | |
| 42114 | 102 /usr/lib/sex/s+m sado-masochistic equipment |
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| 105 | |
| 106 BUGS | |
| 107 ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied. | |
| 108 | |
| 109 ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy. | |
| 110 | |
| 111 MAN AUTHOR | |
| 112 Author prefers to be anonymous. | |
| 113 | |
| 114 HISTORY | |
| 115 Oldest program ever. |