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1 ;; Copyright (C) 1985, 1987 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
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2
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3 ;; This file is part of GNU Emacs.
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4
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5 ;; GNU Emacs is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
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6 ;; it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
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7 ;; the Free Software Foundation; either version 1, or (at your option)
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8 ;; any later version.
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9
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10 ;; GNU Emacs is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
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11 ;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
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12 ;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
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13 ;; GNU General Public License for more details.
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14
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15 ;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
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16 ;; along with GNU Emacs; see the file COPYING. If not, write to
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17 ;; the Free Software Foundation, 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139, USA.
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18
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19 (provide 'yow)
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20
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21 ; Randomize the seed in the random number generator.
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22 (random t)
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23
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24 ; Important pinheaddery for GNU Emacs.
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25 ; Expects file emacs/etc/yow.lines to be in ITS-style LINS format
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26 ; (ie strings terminated by ascii 0 characters. Leading whitespace ignored)
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27 ; Everything up to the first \000 is a comment.
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28 (defun yow (&optional n interactive)
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29 "Return or display a Zippy quotation."
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30 (interactive "P\np")
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31 (if (null yow-vector)
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32 (setq yow-vector (snarf-yows)))
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33 (cond (n (setq n (prefix-numeric-value n)))
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34 ((>= (setq n (random (length yow-vector))) 0))
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35 (t (setq n (- n))))
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36 (let ((yow (aref yow-vector n)))
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37 (cond ((not interactive)
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38 yow)
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39 ((not (string-match "\n" yow))
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40 (delete-windows-on (get-buffer-create "*Help*"))
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41 (message "%s" yow))
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42 (t
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43 (message "Yow!")
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44 (with-output-to-temp-buffer "*Help*"
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45 (princ yow))))))
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46
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47 (defvar yow-vector nil "Pertinent pinhead statements")
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48 (defun snarf-yows (&optional file)
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49 (save-excursion
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50 (let ((buf (generate-new-buffer " yow"))
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51 (result '())
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52 (cursor-in-echo-area t))
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53 (message "Am I CONSING yet?...")
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54 (set-buffer buf)
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55 (insert-file-contents (or file
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56 (expand-file-name "yow.lines" exec-directory)))
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57 (search-forward "\0")
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58 (while (progn (skip-chars-forward " \t\n\r\f") (not (eobp)))
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59 (let ((beg (point)))
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60 (search-forward "\0")
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61 (setq result (cons (buffer-substring beg (1- (point)))
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62 result))))
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63 (kill-buffer buf)
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64 (message "I have SEEN the CONSING!!" (length result))
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65 (apply 'vector (nreverse result)))))
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66
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67 ; Yowza!! Feed zippy quotes to the doctor. Watch results.
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68 ; fun, fun, fun. Entertainment for hours...
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69 ;
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70 ; written by Kayvan Aghaiepour
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71
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72 (defun psychoanalyze-pinhead ()
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73 "Zippy goes to the analyst."
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74 (interactive)
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75 (doctor) ; start the psychotherapy
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76 (if (null yow-vector)
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77 (setq yow-vector (snarf-yows)))
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78 (message "")
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79 (switch-to-buffer "*doctor*")
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80 (sit-for 0)
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81 (while (not (input-pending-p))
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82 (insert-string (yow))
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83 (sit-for 0)
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84 (doctor-ret-or-read 1)
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85 (doctor-ret-or-read 1)))
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