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author | Luc Teirlinck <teirllm@auburn.edu> |
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date | Wed, 13 Apr 2005 22:24:03 +0000 |
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2266 | 1 SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6) |
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5 NAME | |
6 sex - have sex | |
7 | |
8 SYNOPSIS | |
9 sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ... | |
10 | |
11 DESCRIPTION | |
12 _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci- | |
13 fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they | |
14 are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to | |
15 make things more interesting are as follows: | |
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17 -1 masturbate | |
18 | |
19 -a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option | |
20 | |
21 -b buggery | |
22 | |
23 -B<animal> | |
24 bestiality with <animal> | |
25 | |
26 -c chocolate sauce option | |
27 | |
28 -C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W) | |
29 | |
30 -d<file> | |
31 get a date with the features described in <file> | |
32 | |
33 -e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net) | |
34 | |
35 -f foreplay option | |
36 | |
37 -F nasal sex with plants | |
38 | |
39 -i coitus interruptus (messy!) | |
40 | |
41 -j jacuzzi option (California sites only) | |
42 | |
43 -l leather option | |
44 | |
45 -m masochism (see -s) | |
46 | |
47 -M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option | |
48 | |
49 -n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program | |
50 kills it) | |
51 | |
52 -o oral option | |
53 | |
54 -O parallel access (orgy) | |
55 | |
56 -p debug option (proposition only) | |
57 | |
58 -P pedophilia (must specify a child process) | |
59 | |
60 | |
61 | |
62 Printed 2/15/87 2/15/87 1 | |
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69 SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6) | |
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73 -q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am) | |
74 | |
75 -s sadism (target must set -m) | |
76 | |
77 -S sundae option | |
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79 -T<number> |
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80 voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities; |
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81 area code prefix of 900 is assumed. |
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2266 | 83 -v voyeurism (surveys the entire net) |
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85 -w whipped cream option | |
86 | |
87 -W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m) | |
88 | |
89 ENVIRONMENT | |
90 LOVERS | |
91 is a list of default partners which will be used if | |
92 none are specified in the command line. If any are | |
93 specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored. | |
94 | |
95 FILES | |
96 /usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality | |
97 | |
98 /usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates | |
99 | |
100 /usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes | |
101 | |
42114 | 102 /usr/lib/sex/s+m sado-masochistic equipment |
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105 | |
106 BUGS | |
107 ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied. | |
108 | |
109 ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy. | |
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111 MAN AUTHOR | |
112 Author prefers to be anonymous. | |
113 | |
114 HISTORY | |
115 Oldest program ever. |