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author | Roland McGrath <roland@gnu.org> |
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date | Sun, 27 Sep 1992 01:24:00 +0000 |
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1 ;;; yow.el --- generate random zippyisms |
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841 | 3 ;; Copyright (C) 1985, 1987 Free Software Foundation, Inc. |
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5 ;; Maintainer: FSF |
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6 ;; Keywords: games |
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46 | 8 ;; This file is part of GNU Emacs. |
9 | |
10 ;; GNU Emacs is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify | |
11 ;; it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by | |
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12 ;; the Free Software Foundation; either version 2, or (at your option) |
46 | 13 ;; any later version. |
14 | |
15 ;; GNU Emacs is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, | |
16 ;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of | |
17 ;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the | |
18 ;; GNU General Public License for more details. | |
19 | |
20 ;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License | |
21 ;; along with GNU Emacs; see the file COPYING. If not, write to | |
22 ;; the Free Software Foundation, 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139, USA. | |
23 | |
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24 ;;; Commentary: |
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26 ;; Important pinheaddery for GNU Emacs. |
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27 ;; Expects file emacs/etc/yow.lines to be in ITS-style LINS format |
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28 ;; (ie strings terminated by ascii 0 characters. Leading whitespace ignored) |
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29 ;; Everything up to the first \000 is a comment. |
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31 ;;; Code: |
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46 | 33 ; Randomize the seed in the random number generator. |
34 (random t) | |
35 | |
256 | 36 ;;;###autoload |
46 | 37 (defun yow (&optional n interactive) |
38 "Return or display a Zippy quotation." | |
39 (interactive "P\np") | |
40 (if (null yow-vector) | |
41 (setq yow-vector (snarf-yows))) | |
42 (cond (n (setq n (prefix-numeric-value n))) | |
43 ((>= (setq n (random (length yow-vector))) 0)) | |
44 (t (setq n (- n)))) | |
45 (let ((yow (aref yow-vector n))) | |
46 (cond ((not interactive) | |
47 yow) | |
48 ((not (string-match "\n" yow)) | |
49 (delete-windows-on (get-buffer-create "*Help*")) | |
50 (message "%s" yow)) | |
51 (t | |
52 (message "Yow!") | |
53 (with-output-to-temp-buffer "*Help*" | |
54 (princ yow)))))) | |
55 | |
56 (defvar yow-vector nil "Pertinent pinhead statements") | |
57 (defun snarf-yows (&optional file) | |
58 (save-excursion | |
59 (let ((buf (generate-new-buffer " yow")) | |
60 (result '()) | |
61 (cursor-in-echo-area t)) | |
62 (message "Am I CONSING yet?...") | |
63 (set-buffer buf) | |
64 (insert-file-contents (or file | |
444 | 65 (expand-file-name "yow.lines" data-directory))) |
46 | 66 (search-forward "\0") |
67 (while (progn (skip-chars-forward " \t\n\r\f") (not (eobp))) | |
68 (let ((beg (point))) | |
69 (search-forward "\0") | |
70 (setq result (cons (buffer-substring beg (1- (point))) | |
71 result)))) | |
72 (kill-buffer buf) | |
73 (message "I have SEEN the CONSING!!" (length result)) | |
74 (apply 'vector (nreverse result))))) | |
75 | |
76 ; Yowza!! Feed zippy quotes to the doctor. Watch results. | |
77 ; fun, fun, fun. Entertainment for hours... | |
78 ; | |
79 ; written by Kayvan Aghaiepour | |
80 | |
256 | 81 ;;;###autoload |
46 | 82 (defun psychoanalyze-pinhead () |
83 "Zippy goes to the analyst." | |
84 (interactive) | |
85 (doctor) ; start the psychotherapy | |
86 (if (null yow-vector) | |
87 (setq yow-vector (snarf-yows))) | |
88 (message "") | |
89 (switch-to-buffer "*doctor*") | |
90 (sit-for 0) | |
91 (while (not (input-pending-p)) | |
92 (insert-string (yow)) | |
93 (sit-for 0) | |
94 (doctor-ret-or-read 1) | |
95 (doctor-ret-or-read 1))) | |
96 | |
584 | 97 (provide 'yow) |
98 | |
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99 ;;; yow.el ends here |