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(archive-tmpdir): Make the prefix of the temporary directory absolute. (file-name-invalid-regexp): New variable. (archive-zip-case-fiddle): Doc fix. (archive-remote): Make it permanent-local. (archive-member-coding-system): New variable. (archive-mode): Don't use write-contents-hooks for remote archives. Archives whose names are illegal for the current filesystem are marked read-only. (archive-summarize): Optional argument SHUT-UP makes it silent. All callers changed. (archive-unique-fname): New function. (archive-maybe-copy): Use it. (archive-maybe-copy, archive-write-file): Bind coding-system-for-write to no-conversion. (archive-maybe-update, archive-mode-revert): Bind coding-system-for-read to no-conversion. (archive-maybe-update): Remain at the same line in the archive listing, after updating the archive. Print the buffer name of the archive to be saved. (archive-extract): Mark archive members whose names are invalid as read-only. Don't set buffer-file-type. Remove the write-contents hook for remote archives. Warn about read-only archives inside other archives. (archive-write-file-member): Handle remote archives. Restore value of last-coding-system-used. (archive-*-write-file-member): Handle archives inside other archives. Save the value of last-coding-system-used. (archive-write-file): New optional variable FILE: where to write the archive; defaults to buffer-file-name, for remote archives. (archive-zip-summarize, archive-zip-chmod-entry): Support VFAT type of host filesystem. (archive-zip-summarize): Don't fiddle letter case of mixed-case file names.

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NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s&m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.