;;; meese.el --- protect the impressionable young minds of America;; This is in the public domain on account of being distributed since;; 1985 or 1986 without a copyright notice.;; This file is part of GNU Emacs.;; Maintainer: FSF;; Keywords: games;;; Commentary:;; Adds a hook to protect the impressionable young minds of America;; from reading certain files in the Emacs distribution using Emacs.;; This file is named after Ed Meese, the US Attorney General;; under President Reagan, because of his support for censorship.;;; Code:(defun protect-innocence-hook () (let ((dir (file-name-directory buffer-file-name))) (if (and (equal buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "sex.6" dir)) (file-exists-p buffer-file-name) (not (y-or-n-p "Are you over 18? "))) (progn (clear-visited-file-modtime) (setq buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "celibacy.1" dir)) (let ((inhibit-read-only t)) ; otherwise (erase-buffer) may bomb. (erase-buffer) (insert-file-contents buffer-file-name t)) (rename-buffer (file-name-nondirectory buffer-file-name))))))(add-hook 'find-file-hook 'protect-innocence-hook)(provide 'meese);;; arch-tag: 47af12d2-6a7d-4e2e-a1ea-eae75a77e3f0;;; meese.el ends here