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(elint): New custom group. (elint-log-buffer): Make it a defcustom. (elint-scan-preloaded, elint-ignored-warnings) (elint-directory-skip-re): New options. (elint-builtin-variables): Doc fix. (elint-preloaded-env): New variable. (elint-unknown-builtin-args): Add an entry for encode-time. (elint-extra-errors): Make it a variable rather than a constant. (elint-preloaded-skip-re): New constant. (elint-directory): Skip files matching elint-directory-skip-re. (elint-features): New variable, local to linted buffers. (elint-update-env): Initialize elint-features. Possibly add elint-preloaded-env to the buffer's environment. (elint-get-top-forms): Bind elint-current-pos, for log messages. Skip quoted forms. (elint-init-form): New function, extracted from elint-init-env. Make non-list forms a warning rather than an error. Add the mode-map for define-derived-mode. Handle define-minor-mode, easy-menu-define, put that adds an error-condition, and provide. When requiring cl, also require cl-macs. Really require cl, to handle some cl macros. Store required libraries in the list elint-features, so as not to re-load them. Treat cc-require like require. (elint-init-env): Call elint-init-form to do the work. Handle eval-and-compile and such like. (elint-add-required-env): Do not clear messages. (elint-special-forms): Add handlers for function, defalias, if, when, unless, and, or. (elint-form): Add optional argument to ignore elint-special-forms, useful to prevent recursive calls from handlers. Doc fix. Respect elint-ignored-warnings. (elint-form): Respect elint-ignored-warnings. (elint-bound-variable, elint-bound-function): New variables. (elint-unbound-variable): Respect elint-bound-variable. (elint-get-args): Respect elint-bound-function. (elint-check-cond-form): Add some simple handling for (f)boundp and featurep tests. (elint-check-defalias-form): New handler. (elint-check-let-form): Make an empty let a warning rather than an error. (elint-check-setq-form): Make an empty setq a warning rather than an error. Respect elint-ignored-warnings. (elint-check-defvar-form): Accept null doc-strings. (elint-check-conditional-form): New handler. Does some simple-minded checking of featurep and (f)boundp tests. (elint-put-function-args): New function. (elint-initialize): Use elint-scan-doc-file rather than elint-find-builtin-variables. Use elint-put-function-args. Possibly scan preloaded-file-list. (elint-scan-doc-file): Rename from elint-find-builtin-variables and extend to handle functions as well.

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NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s+m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.