view lisp/play/meese.el @ 23512:1cd5555e67a9

(profile-timer-program): Var deleted. (profile-timer-process, profile-temp-result-, profile-time): Likewise. (profile-filter, profile-reset-timer): Functions deleted. (profile-check-zero-init-times, profile-get-time): Likewise. (profile-find-function, profile-quit): Likewise. (profile-distinct, profile-call-stack, profile-last-time): New vars. (profile-time-list, profile-init-list): Doc fix. (profile-functions): Simplify. (profile-print): Use float. Make output include space separators. (profile-add-time): New helper function. (profile-function-prolog): Renamed from profile-start-function. Handle profile-distinct. (profile-function-epilog): Renamed from profile-update-function. Handle profile-distinct. (profile-a-function): If the function to be profiled is an autoload form, load it. If it's lazy-loaded, fetch it. (profile-fix-fun): Simplify profiling wrapper, and unwind-protect it. (profile-restore-fun): Arg FUN is now a function symbol, as was documented, rather than a one-element list. (profile-finish): Call profile-restore-fun properly.

;;; meese.el --- protect the impressionable young minds of America

;; This is in the public domain on account of being distributed since
;; 1985 or 1986 without a copyright notice.

;; Maintainer: FSF
;; Keywords: games

;;; Code:

(defun protect-innocence-hook ()
  (let ((dir (file-name-directory buffer-file-name)))
    (if (and (equal buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "sex.6" dir))
	     (file-exists-p buffer-file-name)
	     (not (y-or-n-p "Are you over 18? ")))
	(progn
	  (clear-visited-file-modtime)
	  (setq buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "celibacy.1" dir))
	  (let ((inhibit-read-only t))	; otherwise (erase-buffer) may bomb.
	    (erase-buffer)
	    (insert-file-contents buffer-file-name t))
	  (rename-buffer (file-name-nondirectory buffer-file-name))))))

(add-hook 'find-file-hooks 'protect-innocence-hook)
(provide 'meese)

;;; meese.el ends here