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(locate-in-alternate-database): Added this function (locate): Added locate-post-command-hook. (locate-prompt-for-command): Added this variable. (locate): If locate-prompt-for-command is set, prompt for a command to run to populate the locate buffer as the default behavior. (locate-update): Add prefix arg to locate call. (locate-with-filter): Add prefix arg to locate call. (locate): Add prefix arg. If set, the function prompts the user (locate-mouse-face): No longer needed. (locate-mode): Setup `dired-subdir-alist' cleanly using `dired-alist-add-1'. (locate-set-properties): Set properties cleanly using `dired-insert-set-properties', giving dired like output. for a command to run instead of the default one. (locate-grep-history-list): Added this variable. (locate-with-filter): Use locate-grep-history-list instead of grep-history. (locate-filter-output): filter is not regexp-quoted. (locate-mode-map): Added keybinding for locate-find-directory. Changed keybinding for "U" from dired-unmark-all-files-no-query to dired-unmark-all-files. (locate-find-directory): Added this function. (locate-find-directory-other-window): Added this function. (locate-get-dirname): Added this function. (locate-mouse-view-file): Renamed mouse-locate-view-file to this name.

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NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s&m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.