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The GNU coding standards specify that CFLAGS should be left for users to set. * Makefile.in (CFLAGS): Let configure determine the default value for this. Don't have it default to DEFS. (${SUBDIR}): Pass CFLAGS down to submakes, not DEFS. (lib-src/Makefile, src/Makefile): Edit the default value for CFLAGS into these files, not DEFS. * configure.in (CFLAGS): Choose a default value for this - "-g" normally, or "-g -O" if we're using GCC. Edit it into the top-level Makefile. * configure.in: When scanning the machine and system description #include files, write their names to conftest.c properly. * configure.in: In configuration name case for Apallos running Domainios, set opsys, not opsysfile. * configure.in: Use the autoconf AC_CONFIG_HEADER macro to produce src/config.h, instead of AC_OUTPUT; the latter overwrites src/config.h even when it hasn't changed, puts a makefile-style comment at the top even though it's C code, and produces a config.status script which doesn't do the job right. * configure.in: Add AC_LN_S test, so we can tell whether or not we can use a symbolic link to get the X Menu library into src. * Makefile.in (LN_S): New variable. (src/Makefile): Edit the value of LN_S into this makefile.

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NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s&m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.