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* emulation/edt.el (edt-emacs19-p, edt-x-emacs19-p) (edt-gnu-emacs19-p): Remove. (edt-emacs-variant, edt-window-system): Use feature 'emacs. (edt-xserver, edt-page-backward, edt-beginning-of-line) (edt-end-of-line-forward, edt-end-of-line-backward) (edt-one-word-forward, edt-one-word-backward, edt-character) (edt-line-forward, edt-next-line, edt-previous-line, edt-top) (edt-find-forward, edt-find-backward, edt-find-next-forward) (edt-find-next-backward, edt-reset, edt-advance, edt-backup) (edt-define-key, edt-bottom-check, edt-sentence-forward) (edt-sentence-backward, edt-paragraph-forward) (edt-paragraph-backward, edt-restore-key, edt-window-top) (edt-window-bottom, edt-scroll-window-forward-line) (edt-scroll-window-backward-line, edt-line-to-bottom-of-window) (edt-line-to-top-of-window, edt-paragraph-backward) (edt-restore-key, edt-window-top, edt-window-bottom) (edt-scroll-window-forward-line) (edt-scroll-window-backward-line, edt-line-to-bottom-of-window) (edt-line-to-middle-of-window, edt-goto-percentage) (edt-display-the-time, edt-remember, edt-split-window) (edt-emulation-on, edt-emulation-off) (edt-default-emulation-setup, edt-user-emulation-setup) (edt-select-default-global-map, edt-select-user-global-map): Replace uses of edt-x-emacs19-p and edt-gnu-emacs19-p with feature tests. * textmodes/reftex-index.el (reftex-index-selection-or-word): Use feature test instead of boundp test so it can be resolved at compile time. * net/newsticker.el (replace-regexp-in-string): Only define for XEmacs.

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NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s+m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.