;;; yow.el --- quote random zippyisms;; Copyright (C) 1993, 1994, 1995, 2000 Free Software Foundation, Inc.;; Maintainer: FSF;; Author: Richard Mlynarik;; Keywords: games;; This file is part of GNU Emacs.;; GNU Emacs is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify;; it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by;; the Free Software Foundation; either version 2, or (at your option);; any later version.;; GNU Emacs is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the;; GNU General Public License for more details.;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License;; along with GNU Emacs; see the file COPYING. If not, write to the;; Free Software Foundation, Inc., 59 Temple Place - Suite 330,;; Boston, MA 02111-1307, USA.;;; Commentary:;; Important pinheadery for GNU Emacs.;;;; See cookie1.el for implementation. Note --- the `n' argument of yow;; from the 18.xx implementation is no longer; we only support *random*;; random access now.;;; Code:(require 'cookie1)(defgroup yow nil "Quote random zippyisms." :prefix "yow-" :group 'games)(defcustom yow-file (concat data-directory "yow.lines") "File containing pertinent pinhead phrases." :type 'file :group 'yow)(defconst yow-load-message "Am I CONSING yet?...")(defconst yow-after-load-message "I have SEEN the CONSING!!");;;###autoload(defun yow (&optional insert) "Return or display a random Zippy quotation. With prefix arg, insert it." (interactive "P") (let ((yow (cookie yow-file yow-load-message yow-after-load-message))) (cond (insert (insert yow)) ((not (interactive-p)) yow) (t (message "%s" yow)))))(defsubst read-zippyism (prompt &optional require-match) "Read a Zippyism from the minibuffer with completion, prompting with PROMPT.If optional second arg is non-nil, require input to match a completion." (read-cookie prompt yow-file yow-load-message yow-after-load-message require-match));;;###autoload(defun insert-zippyism (&optional zippyism) "Prompt with completion for a known Zippy quotation, and insert it at point." (interactive (list (read-zippyism "Pinhead wisdom: " t))) (insert zippyism));;;###autoload(defun apropos-zippy (regexp) "Return a list of all Zippy quotes matching REGEXP.If called interactively, display a list of matches." (interactive "sApropos Zippy (regexp): ") ;; Make sure yows are loaded (cookie yow-file yow-load-message yow-after-load-message) (let* ((case-fold-search t) (cookie-table-symbol (intern yow-file cookie-cache)) (string-table (symbol-value cookie-table-symbol)) (matches nil) (len (length string-table)) (i 0)) (save-match-data (while (< i len) (and (string-match regexp (aref string-table i)) (setq matches (cons (aref string-table i) matches))) (setq i (1+ i)))) (and matches (setq matches (sort matches 'string-lessp))) (and (interactive-p) (cond ((null matches) (message "No matches found.")) (t (let ((l matches)) (with-output-to-temp-buffer "*Zippy Apropos*" (while l (princ (car l)) (setq l (cdr l)) (and l (princ "\n\n")))))))) matches));; Yowza!! Feed zippy quotes to the doctor. Watch results.;; fun, fun, fun. Entertainment for hours...;;;; written by Kayvan Aghaiepour;;;###autoload(defun psychoanalyze-pinhead () "Zippy goes to the analyst." (interactive) (doctor) ; start the psychotherapy (message "") (switch-to-buffer "*doctor*") (sit-for 0) (while (not (input-pending-p)) (insert-string (yow)) (sit-for 0) (doctor-ret-or-read 1) (doctor-ret-or-read 1)))(provide 'yow);;; yow.el ends here