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Some comment and doc fixes. (ps-print-version): New version number (3.05.2) and doc fix. (ps-print, ps-header-lines, ps-show-n-of-n, ps-font-info-database) (ps-font-family, ps-font-size, ps-header-font-family) (ps-header-font-size, ps-header-title-font-size, ps-bold-faces) (ps-italic-faces, ps-underlined-faces, ps-left-header, ps-right-header) (ps-font, ps-font-bold, ps-font-italic, ps-font-bold-italic) (ps-avg-char-width, ps-space-width, ps-line-height): Doc fix. (ps-error-scale-font): New fn. (ps-soft-lf, ps-hard-lf): Fn deleted. (ps-get-page-dimensions, ps-set-bg, ps-face-bold-p, ps-face-italic-p) (ps-set-color): Reindentation. (ps-output-string-prim, ps-xemacs-face-kind-p): Internal blank lines deleted. (ps-set-font): Little programming improvement. (ps-line-lengths-internal, ps-nb-pages, ps-select-font) (ps-select-header-font): Simplify some expressions. (ps-plot-region): Replace (- X 1) by (1- X). (ps-generate-header): Replace (+ X 1) by (1+ X). (ps-print-preprint, ps-plot-with-face, ps-print-ensure-fontified) (ps-kill-emacs-check): Replace (if (and A B) C) by (and A B C). (ps-init-output-queue, ps-gnus-article-prepare-hook, ps-jts-ps-setup): Replace (setq a b)(setq c d) by (setq a b c d). (ps-begin-file, ps-end-file): Replace (ps-output A)(ps-output B) by (ps-output A B). (ps-begin-page): Replace (ps-output A)(ps-output B) by (ps-output A B), replace (setq a b)(setq c d) by (setq a b c d). (ps-next-line, ps-continue-line): Replace (setq a b)(setq c d) by (setq a b c d), and incorporates ps-soft-lf and ps-hard-lf, respectively. (ps-plot): Replace (setq a b)(setq c d) by (setq a b c d), and programming improvement. (ps-generate-postscript-with-faces): Initialization fix, replace (setq a b)(setq c d) by (setq a b c d), replace (if (and A B) C) by (and A B C). (ps-generate): Doc fix, reprogramming to set the page count, replace (setq a b)(setq c d) by (setq a b c d), replace (if A nil B) by (or A B), replace (if (and A B) C) by (and A B C). (ps-info-mode-hook): Replace (list 'A 'B) by '(A B). (ps-jack-setup): Replace (list) by nil.

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NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s&m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.