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* emacs.c (SEPCHAR): Instead of defining this to be ',' on VMS and ':' elsewhere, just have it default to ':' if not #defined, and #define it to be ',' in s/vms.h; OS/2 will need it to be ';'. * s/vms.h (SEPCHAR): #define this to be ','. * s/template.h (SEPCHAR): Mention this. Changes for Emacs 19 from Thorsten Ohl <[e-mail]>: * s/mach2.h: copied from the Emacs 18.59 distribution. Don't define NO_REMAP, define START_FILES as `pre-crt0.o' instead. Define LIB_MATH as `-lm', to override the default `-lm -lc' (there is no libc on the NeXT). * ymakefile (STARTFILES): Allow config.h to set this value even if ORDINARY_LINK is defined. * unexnext.c: Fix subdirectories for the machine dependent include files for NeXTStep 3.0; #include <mach/mach.h> and <mach-o/loader.h> instead of <mach.h> and <sys/loader.h>. (getsectbyname): Remove prototype for this; the system #include files take care of that. (malloc_cookie): New variable. (unexec_doit): Set malloc_cookie to the result returned by malloc_freezedry. * emacs.c (main): Declare malloc_cookie to be extern, so that we can get the value set when we dumped and pass it to malloc_jumpstart. * systime.h: The NeXT has a timezone function.

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NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s&m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.