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(vc-default-backend, vc-path, vc-consult-headers): (vc-mistrust-permissions, vc-keep-workfiles): Customization variables, moved here from vc.el. (vc-trunk-p, vc-minor-revision, vc-branch-part): Moved to vc.el. (vc-backend): Renamed from vc-backend-deduce. Callers changed. (vc-match-substring, vc-lock-file, vc-parse-buffer, vc-master-info): (vc-log-info, vc-consult-rcs-headers, vc-fetch-properties): (vc-backend-subdirectory-name, vc-locking-user, vc-true-locking-user): (vc-latest-version, vc-your-latest-version, vc-branch-version): (vc-workfile-version): Functions moved here from vc.el. (vc-log-info): Log program is no longer called through vc-do-command, to avoid including the lengthy vc-do-command here. It is done directly through call-process now. Removed obsolete parameter LAST. (vc-status): Replaced by the much simpler version that gets the information from the file properties. Removed the obsolete parameter vc-type. (vc-parse-buffer): changed format of PATTERNS. Each pattern is now a list of 2 to 3 elements, the first being the pattern, the remaining ones the numbers of subexpressions to refer to. (vc-cvs-status): New per-file property, only used in the CVS case. (vc-cvs-status): New function. (vc-log-info): Adapted to new version of vc-parse-buffer (vc-fetch-properties): Adapted to new version of vc-parse-buffer. Better search regexp for CVS latest version. (vc-log-info): Search for branch version only in the RCS case, since this doesn't make sense for SCCS or CVS. (vc-fetch-properties): CVS case: set vc-cvs-status. (vc-locking-user): CVS case: use vc-cvs-status to determine if the file is up-to-date, thus avoiding an expensive call to vc-workfile-unchanged-p. (vc-mode-line): Re-activated the code that makes the buffer read-only if the work file is unchanged. But the status of the work file is now determined by looking at the already-computed mode string.
author Karl Heuer <kwzh@gnu.org>
date Wed, 26 Apr 1995 21:42:20 +0000
parents 825bf20b2122
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NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s&m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.