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(help-mode-map): Make button-buffer-map our parent. Don't bind mouse events or tab/backtab. (help-function, help-variable, help-face, help-coding-system) (help-input-method, help-character-set, help-back, help-info) (help-customize-variable, help-function-def, help-variable-def): New button types. (help-button-action): New function. (describe-function-1): Pass help button-types to `help-xref-button' rather than help function and help-echo string. Don't put multiple help-function args in a list to pass them to help-xref-button, just pass them as multiple arguments. Use `help-insert-xref-button' to make [back]-button, rather than `help-xref-button'. (help-xref-button): Take a button-type TYPE as a parameter rather than a function. Remove HELP-ECHO parameter. Remove DATA parameter and add a &rest parameter ARGS to serve the same purpose. Use `make-text-button' to add the button. (help-insert-xref-button): Use `insert-text-button' to add the button. (help-follow-mouse, help-next-ref, help-previous-ref): Functions removed. (help-do-xref): New function. (help-follow): Use `push-button' and `help-do-xref' to do most of the work.

;;; meese.el --- protect the impressionable young minds of America

;; This is in the public domain on account of being distributed since
;; 1985 or 1986 without a copyright notice.

;; This file is part of GNU Emacs.

;; Maintainer: FSF
;; Keywords: games

;;; Commentary:

;; Adds a hook to protect the impressionable young minds of America
;; from reading certain files in the Emacs distribution using Emacs.

;; This file is named after Ed Meese, the US Attorney General
;; under President Reagan, because of his support for censorship.

;;; Code:

(defun protect-innocence-hook ()
  (let ((dir (file-name-directory buffer-file-name)))
    (if (and (equal buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "sex.6" dir))
	     (file-exists-p buffer-file-name)
	     (not (y-or-n-p "Are you over 18? ")))
	(progn
	  (clear-visited-file-modtime)
	  (setq buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "celibacy.1" dir))
	  (let ((inhibit-read-only t))	; otherwise (erase-buffer) may bomb.
	    (erase-buffer)
	    (insert-file-contents buffer-file-name t))
	  (rename-buffer (file-name-nondirectory buffer-file-name))))))

(add-hook 'find-file-hooks 'protect-innocence-hook)
(provide 'meese)

;;; meese.el ends here