view lisp/play/meese.el @ 66987:4da59b0dd54b

(org-table-sort-lines): New command. (org-tbl-menu): Add entry for `org-table-sort-lines'. (org-add-file): Command removed, use `org-agenda-file-to-front' instead. (org-export-icalendar): Use `org-icalendar-combined-name'. (org-cycle-agenda-files, org-agenda-file-to-end) (org-agenda-file-to-front): New commands. (org-table-tab-jumps-over-hlines,org-export-html-style): New options. (org-table-next-field): Use `org-table-tab-jumps-over-hlines'. (org-at-table.el-p, org-set-autofill-regexps,org-html-protect): New functions. (org-fill-paragraph): Call `org-table-align' in tables. (org-mode): Call `org-set-autofill-regexps'. (org-export-as-html): Support for local handformatted lists. Modified to produce valid HTML 4.0. Use `org-export-html-style'. (org-export-local-list-max-depth): New option. (org-html-expand): Use `org-html-protect'.

;;; meese.el --- protect the impressionable young minds of America

;; This is in the public domain on account of being distributed since
;; 1985 or 1986 without a copyright notice.

;; This file is part of GNU Emacs.

;; Maintainer: FSF
;; Keywords: games

;;; Commentary:

;; Adds a hook to protect the impressionable young minds of America
;; from reading certain files in the Emacs distribution using Emacs.

;; This file is named after Ed Meese, the US Attorney General
;; under President Reagan, because of his support for censorship.

;;; Code:

(defun protect-innocence-hook ()
  (let ((dir (file-name-directory buffer-file-name)))
    (if (and (equal buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "sex.6" dir))
	     (file-exists-p buffer-file-name)
	     (not (y-or-n-p "Are you over 18? ")))
	(progn
	  (clear-visited-file-modtime)
	  (setq buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "celibacy.1" dir))
	  (let ((inhibit-read-only t))	; otherwise (erase-buffer) may bomb.
	    (erase-buffer)
	    (insert-file-contents buffer-file-name t))
	  (rename-buffer (file-name-nondirectory buffer-file-name))))))

(add-hook 'find-file-hook 'protect-innocence-hook)
(provide 'meese)

;;; arch-tag: 47af12d2-6a7d-4e2e-a1ea-eae75a77e3f0
;;; meese.el ends here