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(c-looking-at-inexpr-block): Replaced a call to c-beginning-of-statement-1 that caused a bad case of recursion which could consume a lot of CPU in large classes in languages that have in-expression classes (i.e. Java and Pike). (c-guess-basic-syntax): Check for in-expression statements before top level constructs (i.e. case 6 is moved before case 5 and is now case 4) to catch in-expression classes in top level expressions correctly. (c-guess-basic-syntax): Less naive handling of objc-method-intro. Case 4 removed and case 5I added. (c-beginning-of-inheritance-list, c-guess-basic-syntax): Fixed recognition of inheritance lists when the lines begins with a comma. (c-forward-syntactic-ws): Fixed an infloop bug when the buffer ends with a macro continuation char. (c-guess-basic-syntax): Added support for function definitions as statements in Pike. The first statement in a lambda block is now labeled defun-block-intro instead of statement-block-intro. (c-narrow-out-enclosing-class): Whack the state so that the class surrounding point is selected, not the one innermost in the state. (c-guess-basic-syntax): Fixed bug in recognition of switch labels having hanging multiline statements. (c-beginning-of-member-init-list): Broke out some code in c-guess-basic-syntax to a separate function. (c-just-after-func-arglist-p): Fixed recognition of member inits with multiple line arglists. (c-guess-basic-syntax): New case 5B.3 to detect member-init-cont when the commas are in funny places. (c-looking-at-bos): New helper function. (c-looking-at-inexpr-block): More tests to tell inexpr and toplevel classes apart in Pike. (c-guess-basic-syntax): Fixed bogus recognition of case 9A. (c-guess-basic-syntax): Made the cpp-macro a syntax modifier like comment-intro, to make it possible to get syntactic indentation for preprocessor directives. It's incompatible wrt to lineup functions on cpp-macro, but it has no observable effect in the 99.9% common case where cpp-macro is set to -1000. (c-guess-basic-syntax): Fixed bug with missed member-init-cont when the preceding arglist is several lines. (c-beginning-of-statement-1): Fixed bug where we were left at comments preceding the first statement when reaching the beginning of the buffer. (c-beginning-of-closest-statement): New helper function to go back to the closest preceding statement start, which could be inside a conditional statement. (c-guess-basic-syntax): Use c-beginning-of-closest-statement in cases 10B.2, 17B and 17C. (c-guess-basic-syntax): Better handling of arglist-intro, arglist-cont-nonempty and arglist-close when the arglist is nested inside parens. Cases 7A, 7C and 7F changed. (c-beginning-of-statement-1): Fixed handling of multiline Pike type decls. (c-guess-basic-syntax): Fixed bug with fully::qualified::names in C++ member init lists. Preamble in case 5D changed.

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NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s&m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.