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(initialization): Change parent group from `internal' to `environment'. (initial-buffer-choice): New variable. (command-line): Revert 2007-07-02 change that sets buffer-offer-save in *scratch* and enables auto-save in it. (fancy-splash-text): Add links to existing items. Add new items with links for useful tasks. Move information about Control-g to fancy-splash-head. Move "Emacs Guided Tour" to the end. (fancy-splash-keymap): New variable. (fancy-splash-last-input-event): Remove variable. (fancy-splash-insert): Add processing of `:link' element. (fancy-splash-head): Replace "Type Control-l to begin editing" with "Type `q' to exit". (fancy-splash-screens-1): Let-bind inhibit-read-only to t. (fancy-splash-default-action, fancy-splash-special-event-action): Remove functions. (fancy-splash-quit): New function. (fancy-splash-screens): Rename input arg from `hide-on-input' to `static' and reverse the condition of its usage. Don't preserve original values of `minor-mode-map-alist', `emulation-mode-map-alists', `special-event-map'. Rename startup-buffer from "*About GNU Emacs*" to " GNU Emacs". Rename about-buffer from " GNU Emacs" to " About GNU Emacs". Remove processing of special events. Use local key map `fancy-splash-keymap'. Set buffer to read-only. (normal-splash-screen): Rename input arg from `hide-on-input' to `static' and reverse the condition of its usage. Rename startup-buffer from "*About GNU Emacs*" to " GNU Emacs". Rename about-buffer from " GNU Emacs" to " About GNU Emacs". Add links to existing items. Add new items with links for useful tasks. Use local key map `fancy-splash-keymap'. (display-splash-screen): Rename input arg from `hide-on-input' to `static'. (about-emacs): Add alias to display-splash-screen. (command-line-1): Use `initial-buffer-choice'.

;;; meese.el --- protect the impressionable young minds of America

;; This is in the public domain on account of being distributed since
;; 1985 or 1986 without a copyright notice.

;; This file is part of GNU Emacs.

;; Maintainer: FSF
;; Keywords: games

;;; Commentary:

;; Adds a hook to protect the impressionable young minds of America
;; from reading certain files in the Emacs distribution using Emacs.

;; This file is named after Ed Meese, the US Attorney General
;; under President Reagan, because of his support for censorship.

;;; Code:

(defun protect-innocence-hook ()
  (let ((dir (file-name-directory buffer-file-name)))
    (if (and (equal buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "sex.6" dir))
	     (file-exists-p buffer-file-name)
	     (not (y-or-n-p "Are you over 18? ")))
	(progn
	  (clear-visited-file-modtime)
	  (setq buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "celibacy.1" dir))
	  (let ((inhibit-read-only t))	; otherwise (erase-buffer) may bomb.
	    (erase-buffer)
	    (insert-file-contents buffer-file-name t))
	  (rename-buffer (file-name-nondirectory buffer-file-name))))))

(add-hook 'find-file-hook 'protect-innocence-hook)
(provide 'meese)

;;; arch-tag: 47af12d2-6a7d-4e2e-a1ea-eae75a77e3f0
;;; meese.el ends here