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* org.el (org-agenda-day-view, org-agenda-week-view): Remember span as default. (org-columns-edit-value): Renamed from `org-column-edit'. (org-columns-display-here-title): Renamed from `org-overlay-columns-title'. (org-columns-remove-overlays): ` Renamed from org-remove-column-overlays'. (org-columns-get-autowidth-alist): ` Renamed from org-get-columns-autowidth-alist'. (org-columns-display-here): Renamed from `org-overlay-columns'. (org-columns-new-overlay): Renamed from `org-new-column-overlay'. (org-columns-quit): Renamed from `org-column-quit'. (org-columns-show-value): Renamed from `org-column-show-value'. (org-columns-content, org-columns-widen) (org-columns-next-allowed-value) (org-columns-edit-allowed, org-columns-store-format) (org-columns-uncompile-format, org-columns-redo) (org-columns-edit-attributes, org-delete-property) (org-set-property, org-columns-update) (org-columns-compute, org-columns-eval) (org-columns-not-in-agenda, org-columns-compute-all) (org-property-next-allowed-value) (org-columns-compile-format) (org-fill-paragraph-experimental) (org-string-to-number, org-property-action) (org-columns-move-left, org-columns-new ) (org-column-number-to-string) (org-property-previous-allowed-value) (org-at-property-p, org-columns-delete) (org-columns-previous-allowed-value) (org-columns-move-right, org-columns-narrow) (org-property-get-allowed-values) (org-verify-version, org-column-string-to-number) (org-delete-property-globally): New functions. (org-columns-current-fmt): Renamed from `org-current-columns-fmt'. (org-columns-overlays): Renamed from `org-column-overlays'. (org-columns-map): Renamed from `org-column-map'. (org-columns-current-maxwidths): Renamed from `org-current-columns-maxwidths'. (org-columns-begin-marker, org-columns-current-fmt-compiled) (org-previous-header-line-format) (org-columns-inhibit-recalculation) (org-columns-top-level-marker): New variables. (org-columns-default-format): Renamed from `org-default-columns-format'. (org-property-re): New constant.

;;; meese.el --- protect the impressionable young minds of America

;; This is in the public domain on account of being distributed since
;; 1985 or 1986 without a copyright notice.

;; This file is part of GNU Emacs.

;; Maintainer: FSF
;; Keywords: games

;;; Commentary:

;; Adds a hook to protect the impressionable young minds of America
;; from reading certain files in the Emacs distribution using Emacs.

;; This file is named after Ed Meese, the US Attorney General
;; under President Reagan, because of his support for censorship.

;;; Code:

(defun protect-innocence-hook ()
  (let ((dir (file-name-directory buffer-file-name)))
    (if (and (equal buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "sex.6" dir))
	     (file-exists-p buffer-file-name)
	     (not (y-or-n-p "Are you over 18? ")))
	(progn
	  (clear-visited-file-modtime)
	  (setq buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "celibacy.1" dir))
	  (let ((inhibit-read-only t))	; otherwise (erase-buffer) may bomb.
	    (erase-buffer)
	    (insert-file-contents buffer-file-name t))
	  (rename-buffer (file-name-nondirectory buffer-file-name))))))

(add-hook 'find-file-hook 'protect-innocence-hook)
(provide 'meese)

;;; arch-tag: 47af12d2-6a7d-4e2e-a1ea-eae75a77e3f0
;;; meese.el ends here