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Use strchr, strrchr instead of index, rindex * callint.c (Fcall_interactively): Use strchr, strrchr instead of index, rindex. * doc.c (get_doc_string, Fsnarf_documentation): Likewise. * editfns.c (Fuser_full_name, Fformat): Likewise. * emacs.c (argmatch, sort_args, decode_env_path): Likewise. * fileio.c (Ffile_symlink_p): Likewise. * filelock.c (current_lock_owner): Likewise. * font.c (font_parse_name, font_parse_family_registry): Likewise. * fontset.c (fontset_pattern_regexp): Likewise. * lread.c (read1): Likewise. * sysdep.c (init_system_name): Likewise. * xfns.c (select_visual): Likewise. * s/hpux10-20.h (index, rindex): Don't define. * s/ms-w32.h (index): Likewise. * s/usg5-4.h: Likewise. * sed2v2.inp (HAVE_INDEX, HAVE_RINDEX): Don't edit. (HAVE_STRCHR, HAVE_STRRCHR): Edit to 1. * emacsclient.c (set_local_socket): Use strchr, strrchr instead of index, rindex. * movemail.c (mail_spool_name, popmail): Likewise. * pop.c (pop_list): Likewise. * CPP-DEFINES (HAVE_INDEX, HAVE_RINDEX): Remove. * configure.in: Don't check for index and rindex, check for strchr and strrchr. Define strchr and strrchr as index and rindex, resp., in src/config.h if not available.

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NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s+m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.