view etc/sex.6 @ 69931:9544ae02c58d

(org-export-plain-list-max-depth) (org-table-spaces-around-separators) (org-radio-targets, org-activate-camels) (org-table-spaces-around-invisible-separators): Options removed. (org-time-stamp-rounding-minutes, org-remember-templates) (org-ellipsis, org-activate-links, org-descriptive-links): New options. (org-remember-apply-template, org-current-time) (org-finish-edit-table-field) (org-link-unescape, org-link-escape) (org-string-width, org-table-clean-line, org-html-do-expand) (org-edit-agenda-file-list, org-store-new-agenda-file-list) (org-read-agenda-file-list): New functions. (org-table-edit-field) (org-table-create-or-convert-from-region): New commands (org-table-toggle-vline-visibility): Command removed. (org-table-convert-region): Made a command. (orgtbl-deleta-backward-char,orgtbl-delete-char): Commands removed, replaced with the normal org- functions. (org-self-insert-command): Don't trigger realign unnecessarily when blanking a field that is not full. (org-mode): `Set buffer-invisibility-spec' for links. (org-activate-links2): Hide link part and only show descriptive part of the link. (org-insert-link): Modified for new linking system. (org-store-link): Store description separately, for use by `org-insert-link'. (org-table-align): Use `org-string-width'. (defgroup): Completely new group structure for custom variables. (org-agenda-files): Option: Single file name allowed. Function: Optional argument unrestrited means ignore any restricitons. (org-install-agenda-files-menu): Find a buffer in Org-mode before trying to modify the menu. Use generalized access to `org-agenda-files.' (org-agenda-list, org-todo-list, org-cycle-agenda-files) (org-agenda-file-to-front, org-remove-file, org-diary) (org-tags-view, org-export-icalendar-all-agenda-files) (org-export-icalendar-combine-agenda-files): Use generalized access to `org-agenda-files'. (org-remember-handler): Correctly preserve heading if present. (org-table-insert-row, org-table-insert-hline): Deal with invisible characters.

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NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s+m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.