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2005-09-25 Romain Francoise <[e-mail]> * dired-aux.el (dired-copy-file-recursive): * dired.el (dired-delete-file): * ediff-mult.el (ediff-dir-diff-copy-file): * ediff-util.el (ediff-test-save-region): * forms.el (forms-mode): * ido.el (ido-file-internal, ido-delete-file-at-head): * log-edit.el (log-edit-done): * ses.el (ses-yank-resize): * play/gomoku.el (gomoku-human-plays, gomoku) (gomoku-human-resigns, gomoku-prompt-for-other-game) (gomoku-offer-a-draw): * play/landmark.el (lm-human-resigns, lm): * net/eudcb-ldap.el (eudc-ldap-check-base): * play/mpuz.el (mpuz-offer-abort, mpuz-try-letter, mpuz-close-game): * progmodes/ebrowse.el (ebrowse-find-pattern): * progmodes/idlw-shell.el (idlwave-shell-set-bp-check): * textmodes/reftex-index.el (reftex-index-initialize-phrases-buffer): End `yes-or-no-p' and `y-or-n-p' prompts with question mark and space. * vc.el (vc-delete-file): * play/gomoku.el (gomoku-terminate-game, gomoku) (gomoku-prompt-for-move, gomoku-human-takes-back): * play/landmark.el (lm-human-takes-back, lm-prompt-for-move) (lm-start-robot, lm-human-plays): Remove extraneous spaces in messages.

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NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s+m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.