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Include w32heap.h. (Vw32_start_process_share_console, Vw32_generate_fake_inodes, Vw32_get_true_file_attributes, Qhigh, Qlow, process_dir): New variables. (find_child_console, set_process_dir, Fw32_short_file_name, Fw32_long_file_name, Fw32_set_process_priority, Fw32_get_locale_info, Fw32_get_current_locale_id, Fw32_get_default_local_id, Fw32_set_current_locale): New functions. (CORRECT_DIR_SEPS): New macro. (create_child): Create a new console if subprocs don't share parent's. (reap_subprocess): Don't check for dos subprocesses. Add debug support. (sys_wait): Ignore socket child_procs. Check for quit while waiting. (w32_executable_type): Renamed from w32_is_dos_binary. Check for dos and Cygnus executables. (sys_spawnve): Always use cmdproxy if spawning a dos app. Use quotes to quote arguments for Cygnus apps, backslashes otherwise. Handle escape characters. Escape quotes at start and end, too. (sys_select): Treat null timeout as infinite. Add handles of child processes. Loop over handles round robin to ensure fairness. (sys_kill): Send ctrl-break and ctrl-c keystrokes to subprocesses on SIGINT if not sharing consoles, otherwise generate ctrl-break event. On other termination signals, send WM_QUIT message to Win95 apps and WM_CLOSE to NT apps. (syms_of_ntproc): Intern new symbols. defsubr new functions. DEFVAR new variables.

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NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s&m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.