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Emulation of `getloadavg' on MS-Windows:
Include float.h
(g_b_init_get_native_system_info, g_b_init_get_system_times)
(GetNativeSystemInfo_Proc, GetSystemTimes_Proc): Declare.
(get_native_system_info, get_system_times): New functions.
(buf_next, buf_prev, sample_system_load, getavg): New subroutines.
(getloadavg): Rewrite using GetSystemTimes and GetNativeSystemInfo.
(globals_of_w32): Initialize g_b_init_get_native_system_info,
g_b_init_get_system_times, and num_of_processors.
author | Eli Zaretskii <eliz@gnu.org> |
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date | Sat, 04 Jul 2009 10:42:45 +0000 |
parents | 4114b11414e4 |
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SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6) NAME sex - have sex SYNOPSIS sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ... DESCRIPTION _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci- fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to make things more interesting are as follows: -1 masturbate -a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option -b buggery -B<animal> bestiality with <animal> -c chocolate sauce option -C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W) -d<file> get a date with the features described in <file> -e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net) -f foreplay option -F nasal sex with plants -i coitus interruptus (messy!) -j jacuzzi option (California sites only) -l leather option -m masochism (see -s) -M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option -n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program kills it) -o oral option -O parallel access (orgy) -p debug option (proposition only) -P pedophilia (must specify a child process) Printed 2/15/87 2/15/87 1 SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6) -q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am) -s sadism (target must set -m) -S sundae option -T<number> voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities; area code prefix of 900 is assumed. -v voyeurism (surveys the entire net) -w whipped cream option -W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m) ENVIRONMENT LOVERS is a list of default partners which will be used if none are specified in the command line. If any are specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored. FILES /usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality /usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates /usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes /usr/lib/sex/s+m sado-masochistic equipment BUGS ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied. ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy. MAN AUTHOR Author prefers to be anonymous. HISTORY Oldest program ever.