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Version 2.3. Documentation: `forms-forms-scroll' and `forms-forms-jump' now default to nil. `forms-new-record-filter' and `forms-modified-record-filter' cannot be redefined as functions. Commands and keymaps are changed. Add function key defs. (forms-version): Docstring includes full RCS id. (forms-forms-scroll): Defaults to nil. (forms-forms-jump): Defaults to nil. (forms-mode-edit-map, forms-mode-ro-map): Additional keymaps for edit mode and read-only mode. (forms--new-record-filter, forms--modified-record-filter): Deleted. (forms-mode): Docstring now includes the key bindings, since both edit mode and read-only mode must be supported. Changed `forms-new-record-filter' and `forms-modified-record-filter' semantics: the variable must point to a function and may not be defined as a function anymore. Use three keymaps: `forms-mode-map' (C-c commands), `forms-mode-edit-map' (normal mode) and `forms-mode-ro-map' (read-only mode). The maps are not buffer local. Changed the text of error messages to be more descriptive, and onsistent with the documentation. Moved setting up write-file-hooks and revert-buffer-function to function `forms--change-commands'. (forms--process-format-list): Changed error messages to be more descriptive. (forms--set-keymaps): Setup the three keymaps. (forms--mode-commands): Use new command key bindings. (forms--mode-commands1): New helper function for `forms--mode-commands'. (forms--change-commands): Handle setup of local-write-file-hooks and revert-buffer-function. (forms--help): Show new command bindings. (forms--show-record): Replaced `forms--modified-record-filter' by `forms-modified-record-filter'. (forms-jump-record): Changed error message. (forms-toggle-read-only): New function, replaces `forms-view-mode' and `forms-edit-mode'. (forms-view-mode, forms-edit-mode): Deleted. (forms-insert-record): Replaced `forms--new-record-filter' by `forms-new-record-filter'. (forms-insert-record, forms-delete-record): Disallow in read-only mode. (forms-prev-field): New function.

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NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s&m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.