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Update to CEDET 1.0's version of EIEIO. * emacs-lisp/eieio.el (eieio-specialized-key-to-generic-key): New function. (eieio-defmethod, eieio-generic-form, eieio-generic-call): Use it. (eieio-default-eval-maybe): Eval val instead of unquoting only. (class-precedence-list): If class is nil, return nil. (eieio-generic-call): If class of first input arg is nil, don't look up static methods, and do check for primary methods. (initialize-instance): See if the default needs to be evaluated during the constructor. (eieio-perform-slot-validation-for-default): Don't do the check for values that will eventually be evaluated. (eieio-eval-default-p): New function. (eieio-default-eval-maybe): Use it. * emacs-lisp/eieio.el (eieio-defclass): Allow :c3 method-invocation-order. (eieio-c3-candidate, eieio-c3-merge-lists): New functions. (eieio-class-precedence-dfs): Compute class precedence list using dfs algorithm. (eieio-class-precedence-bfs): Compute class precedence list using bfs algorithm. (eieio-class-precedence-c3): compute class precedence list using c3 algorithm. (class-precedence-list): New function. (eieiomt-method-list, eieiomt-sym-optimize): Use it. (inconsistent-class-hierarchy): New error symbol. (call-next-method): Stow the replacement argument list for future call-next-method invocations.

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NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s+m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.