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Doc fix, duplex and setpagedevice configuration. (ps-print-version): New version number (4.2). (ps-spool-config, ps-spool-tumble): New vars. (ps-print-prologue-1): Changed to defconst, adjust PostScript programming, new PostScript procedure to handle errors. (ps-print-prologue-2): Changed to defconst. (ps-print-duplex-feature): New const: duplex and tumble setting. (ps-setup, ps-begin-file): Fix funs. (ps-boolean-capitalized): New fun. Doc fix, n-up printing. (ps-print-version): New version number (5.0). (ps-page-dimensions-database): Added document media. (ps-n-up-printing, ps-n-up-margin, ps-n-up-border-p, ps-n-up-filling) (ps-page-order, ps-printing-region-p): New vars. (ps-n-up-printing, ps-n-up-filling, ps-header-sheet, ps-end-job): New funs. (ps-page-dimensions-get-media, ps-n-up-landscape, ps-n-up-lines) (ps-n-up-columns, ps-n-up-missing, ps-n-up-xcolumn, ps-n-up-ycolumn) (ps-n-up-xline, ps-n-up-yline, ps-n-up-repeat, ps-n-up-end) (ps-n-up-xstart, ps-n-up-ystart): New macros. (ps-print-begin-sheet-hook): New hook. (ps-boundingbox-re, ps-n-up-database, ps-n-up-filling-database): New const. (ps-setup, ps-begin-file, ps-get-buffer-name, ps-begin-job) (ps-end-file, ps-dummy-page, ps-generate): Fix funs. (ps-print-prologue-1): Adjust PostScript programming for n-up printing. (ps-count-lines): Changed to defun. (ps-header-page): Changed to defsubst, fix fun. (ps-printing-region): Doc fix, adjust programming code. (ps-output-boolean, ps-background-pages, ps-background-text) (ps-background-image, ps-background, ps-get-boundingbox): Adjust programming code. Doc fix, better customization. (ps-print-region-function, ps-number-of-columns, ps-spool-tumble) (ps-print-color-p, ps-printing-region-p, ps-n-up-database) (ps-end-file): Doc fix. (ps-setup, ps-begin-file): Fun fix. (postscript): New group. (ps-zebra-gray, ps-banner-page-when-duplexing): New vars. (ps-print-prologue-1): Adjust PostScript programming. (ps-print): Adjust group hierarchy. (ps-print-n-up, ps-print-zebra, ps-print-background, ps-print-printer) (ps-print-page): New subgroups. (ps-print-prologue-header, ps-printer-name, ps-lpr-command) (ps-lpr-switches, ps-page-dimensions-database, ps-paper-type) (ps-landscape-mode, ps-print-control-characters, ps-n-up-printing) (ps-n-up-margin, ps-n-up-border-p, ps-n-up-filling, ps-zebra-stripes) (ps-zebra-stripe-height, ps-print-background-image) (ps-print-background-text, ps-spool-config): Adjust customization. (dos-ps-printer): Definition eliminated.

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NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s&m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.