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* abbrevs.texi (Abbrev Mode): abbrev-mode is an option. * backups.texi (Making Backups): backup-directory-alist and make-backup-file-name-function are options. (Auto-Saving): auto-save-list-file-prefix is an option. * buffers.texi (Killing Buffers): buffer-offer-save is an option. * display.texi (Refresh Screen): no-redraw-on-reenter is an option. (Echo Area Customization): echo-keystrokes is an option. (Selective Display): selective-display-ellipses is an option. (Temporary Displays): temp-buffer-show-function is an option. (Face Attributes): underline-minimum-offset and x-bitmap-file-path are options. (Font Selection): face-font-family-alternatives, face-font-selection-order, face-font-registry-alternatives, and scalable-fonts-allowed are options. (Fringe Indicators): indicate-buffer-boundaries is an option. (Fringe Cursors): overflow-newline-into-fringe is an option. (Scroll Bars): scroll-bar-mode is an option. * eval.texi (Eval): max-lisp-eval-depth is an option. * files.texi (Visiting Functions): find-file-hook is an option. (Directory Names): directory-abbrev-alist is an option. (Unique File Names): temporary-file-directory and small-temporary-file-directory are options. * frames.texi (Initial Parameters): initial-frame-alist, minibuffer-frame-alist and default-frame-alist are options. (Cursor Parameters): blink-cursor-alist and cursor-in-non-selected-windows ar options. (Window System Selections): selection-coding-system is an option. (Display Feature Testing): display-mm-dimensions-alist is an option. * help.texi (Help Functions): help-char and help-event-list are options. * keymaps.texi (Functions for Key Lookup): meta-prefix-char is an option. * minibuf.texi (Minibuffer History): history-length and history-delete-duplicates are options. (High-Level Completion): read-buffer-function and read-buffer-completion-ignore-case are options. (Reading File Names): read-file-name-completion-ignore-case is an option. * modes.texi (Mode Line Top): mode-line-format is an option. (Mode Line Variables): mode-line-position and mode-line-modes are options. * nonascii.texi (Text Representations): enable-multibyte-characters is an option. (Default Coding Systems): auto-coding-regexp-alist, file-coding-system-alist, auto-coding-alist and auto-coding-functions are options. (Specifying Coding Systems): inhibit-eol-conversion is an option. * os.texi (Init File): site-run-file is an option. (System Environment): mail-host-address is an option. (User Identification): user-mail-address is an option. (Terminal Output): baud-rate is an option. * positions.texi (Word Motion): words-include-escapes is an option. * searching.texi (Standard Regexps): page-delimiter, paragraph-separate, paragraph-separate and sentence-end are options. * text.texi (Margins): left-margin and fill-nobreak-predicate are options. * variables.texi (Local Variables): max-specpdl-size is an option. * windows.texi (Choosing Window): split-window-preferred-function, special-display-function and display-buffer-function are options.
author Martin Rudalics <rudalics@gmx.at>
date Thu, 21 May 2009 15:31:31 +0000
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NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s+m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.