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* lisp.h (KEYMAPP): New macro. (get_keymap): Remove. (get_keymap_1): Rename get_keymap. * keyboard.h (get_keymap_1, Fkeymapp): Remove prototype. * xterm.c (note_mode_line_highlight): Use KEYMAPP. * xmenu.c (single_submenu): Use KEYMAPP. (Fx_popup_menu): Fetch keymaps rather than checking Fkeymapp. Use KEYMAPP rather than Fkeymapp. * w32term.c (note_mode_line_highlight): Use KEYMAPP. * w32menu.c (True, False): Remove (use TRUE and FALSE instead). (Fx_popup_menu): Fetch keymaps rather than checking Fkeymapp. Use KEYMAPP rather than Fkeymapp. (single_submenu): Use KEYMAPP. (w32_menu_show, w32_dialog_show): Use TRUE. * minibuf.c (Fread_from_minibuffer): Update call to get_keymap. * keymap.c (KEYMAPP): Remove (moved to lisp.h). (Fkeymapp): Use KEYMAPP. (get_keymap): Rename from get_keymap_1. Remove old def. Return t when autoload=0 and error=0 and the keymap needs autoloading. (Fcopy_keymap): Check (eq (car x) 'keymap) rather than using Fkeymapp. (Fminor_mode_key_binding): Don't raise an error if the binding is not a keymap. (Fuse_global_map, Fuse_local_map): Allow autoloading. (Faccessible_keymaps): Fetch keymaps rather than checking Fkeymapp. * keyboard.c (read_char): get_keymap_1 -> get_keymap. Allow Vspecial_event_map to be autoloaded. (menu_bar_items): Fetch the keymap rather than using keymapp. (menu_bar_one_keymap): No need to follow func-indirect any more. (parse_menu_item): get_keymap_1 -> get_keymap. (tool_bar_items): Fetch the keymap rather than using keymapp. (read_key_sequence): Use KEYMAPP. * intervals.c (get_local_map): Use get_keymap rather than following function-indirections explicitly. * doc.c (Fsubstitute_command_keys): get_keymap_1 -> get_keymap.

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NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s&m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.