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Revision: [e-mail]--gnu-2005/emacs--cvs-trunk--0--patch-561 Merge from gnus--rel--5.10 Patches applied: * gnus--rel--5.10 (patch 122-124) - Update from CVS: lisp/mm-url.el (mm-url-decode-entities): Fix regexp. - Update from CVS 2005-09-22 Reiner Steib <[e-mail]> * lisp/gnus/spam-report.el (spam-report-url-ping-plain): Use gnus-extended-version as User-Agent. * lisp/gnus/gnus-agent.el (gnus-agent-synchronize-flags): Explain why the default value is nil. 2005-09-20 Lars Magne Ingebrigtsen <[e-mail]> * lisp/gnus/gnus-agent.el (gnus-agent-synchronize-flags): Switch the default to nil, to be able to use Gnus at all. If the default switches to something else, then the function should be fixed not be exceedingly slow. 2005-09-19 Reiner Steib <[e-mail]> * lisp/gnus/mm-url.el (mm-url-decode-entities): Fix regexp. 2005-09-22 Katsumi Yamaoka <[e-mail]> * man/gnus.texi (Mail): Fix gnus-confirm-mail-reply-to-news entry.

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NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s+m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.