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* net/tramp.el (top): Require tramp-gvfs. Catch `tramp-loading', when a loading of a package fails. Completion function for rsync is `tramp-completion-function-alist-ssh'. (all): Replace all calls of `split-string' and `tramp-split-string' by `tramp-compat-split-string'. (tramp-default-method): Use `tramp-compat-process-running-p'. (tramp-default-proxies-alist): Allow also Lisp forms. (tramp-remote-path): Add choice "Private Directories". (tramp-wrong-passwd-regexp): Remove "Tramp connection closed" option. (tramp-domain-regexp): Allow also "-", "_" and ".". (tramp-end-of-output): Remove newlines, and add "$" at the end. (tramp-file-name-handler-alist): Add handler for `dired-uncache'. (tramp-debug-message): Insert header line in debug buffer. (tramp-handle-directory-files-and-attributes-with-stat): Care about filenames with spaces, or starting with "-". (tramp-handle-dired-uncache): New defun. (tramp-handle-insert-directory): Don't flush the directory from cache, this is handled by `dired-uncache' now. (tramp-handle-insert-file-contents): Improve error handling. (tramp-find-shell, tramp-open-connection-setup-interactive-shell): Quote `tramp-end-of-output'. (tramp-action-password): Improve trace message. (tramp-check-for-regexp): Both echoes must be present, before removing. (tramp-open-connection-setup-interactive-shell): Trace coding system. (tramp-compute-multi-hops): Eval cons cells of `tramp-default-proxies-alist'. (tramp-maybe-open-connection): Use the same command pattern for first hop and further hops. (tramp-wait-for-output): Remove handling of newlines. (tramp-get-remote-path): Handle also `tramp-own-remote-path'. (tramp-split-string): Remove function. It is handled in tramp-compat now.

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NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s+m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.