view etc/JOKES @ 98644:e1cc41b9282d

2008-10-12 Carsten Dominik <[e-mail]> * org.el (org-edit-fixed-width-region): Exclude final newline from picture area. * org-export-latex.el (org-export-latex-subcontent): Add labels to sections, to make internal links work. (org-export-latex-fontify-headline): Do not remove all text properties, to make sure that target properties survive this process. * org-exp.el (org-export-preprocess-string): Change sequence of modifications, to make sure links are prepared before the LaTeX conversions do happen. * org-attach.el (org-attach-delete-all): Renamed from `org-attch-delete'. Add a security query before deleting the entire directory. New optional argument FORCE can overrule the security query. (org-attach-delete-one): New command. * org-attach.el (org-attach-file-list): Fix bug with directory. * org.el (org-apps-regexp-alist): New function. (org-file-apps): Add auto-mode to the default value. (org-open-file): Use the new structure of org-file-apps. * org-attach.el (org-attach): Support the new keys. (org-attach-method): New option. * org-bbdb.el (org-bbdb-anniversaries): Fix but with 29 Feb/1 March. * org.el (org-remove-uniherited-tags): Fix reverse interpretation of the list value o `org-use-tag-inheritance'. * org-attach.el (org-attach-auto-tag): New option. (org-attach-tag, org-attach-untag): New functions. (org-attach-attach, org-attach-new, org-attach-sync): Call `org-attach-tag'. (org-attach-delete): Call `org-attach-untag'. * org-attach.el: New file. * org-table.el (orgtbl-self-insert-command): Make this work for the keypad as well. * org.el (org-add-log-setup): Limit searc for drawers to entry text, not to subtree. * org-clock.el (org-clock-heading-for-remember): New variable. (org-clock-in): Set `org-clock-heading-for-remember'. 2008-10-12 James TD Smith <[e-mail]> * org-remember.el (org-remember-apply-template): Add new expansions: %k, %K for currently clocked task and a link to the currently clocked task, and %< to file notes in the currently clocked task. 2008-10-12 Carsten Dominik <[e-mail]> * org-export-latex.el (org-export-latex-make-header): Also insert the content of the property :latex-header-extra. * org-exp.el (org-infile-export-plist): Put the content of #+LATEX_HEADER: into the property :latex-header-extra. * org-colview.el (org-columns-get-format-and-top-level): Remove resetting the marker. * org-colview-xemacs.el (org-columns-get-format-and-top-level): Remove resetting the marker. * org.el (org-entry-property-inherited-from): Improve docstring. (org-entry-get-with-inheritance): Reset marker before starting the search. * org-exp.el (org-infile-export-plist): Allow multiple STYLE lines. * org.el (org-entry-get-multivalued-property) (org-entry-protect-space, org-entry-restore-space): New functions. (org-file-apps-defaults-macosx): Let postscript files be opened by preview. (org-time-stamp-inactive): Call `org-time-stamp'. (org-time-stamp): New argument `inactive'. Also edit inacive stamps. Convert time stamp type. (org-open-file): Interpret the `default' value for the `command' in `org-file-apps'. * org-id.el (org-id-int-to-b36-one-digit) (org-id-b36-to-int-one-digit, org-id-int-to-b36) (org-id-b36-to-int, org-id-time-to-b36): Modified from b62 to b36. * org-id.el (org-id-reverse-string): New function. (org-id-new): Use `org-id-reverse-string' to make sure the beginning chars of the ID are mutating fast. This allows to use a directory structure to spread things better. (org-id-prefix): Changed default to nil. * org-list.el (org-move-item-down, org-move-item-up): Remember and restore the column of the cursor position. * org-remember.el (org-remember-apply-template): Remove properties from `initial'. * org-wl.el (org-wl-open): Remove useless call to `wl-thread-open-all'. * org-remember.el (org-remember-handler): Fix bug with `bottom' location. * org-bbdb.el (org-bbdb-anniversaries): Require bbdb in `org-bbdb-anniversaries'. * org.el (org-get-next-sibling, org-forward-same-level): New functions, similar to the outline versions, but invisible headings are OK. 2008-10-12 Bastien Guerry <[e-mail]> * org.el (org-auto-repeat-maybe): Insert a space between the timestamp's type and the timestamp itself. 2008-10-12 Carsten Dominik <[e-mail]> * org-table.el (org-table-sum): Do not format the result with %g, it does rounding when there are too many digits. * org.el (org-map-entries): Protect the keyword-selecting variables. 2008-10-12 Bastien Guerry <[e-mail]> * org-agenda.el (org-agenda-to-appt): Make sure the function check against all agenda files. 2008-10-12 Carsten Dominik <[e-mail]> * org-list.el: New file, aggregating list functions from org.el and org-export-latex.el. * org.el (org-edit-src-region-extra): New option. * org-agenda.el (org-agenda-to-appt): Fix bug with appointment time before 1am. 2008-10-12 Bastien Guerry <[e-mail]> * org-export-latex.el (org-export-latex-keywords-maybe): Bug fix. 2008-10-12 James TA Smith <[e-mail]> * org-plot.el (org-plot/gnuplot): Make tables starting with a hline work correctly. (org-plot/gnuplot-script): Put commas at the end of each script line. * org.el (org-get-refile-targets): Replace links with their descriptions (org-imenu-get-tree): Replace links with their descriptions. * org-remember.el (org-remember-apply-template): Add a new expansion for adding properties to remember items. * org.el (org-add-log-setup): Skip over drawers (properties, clocks etc) when adding notes. * org-agenda.el (org-agenda-get-closed): show durations of clocked items as well as the start and end times. * org-compat.el (org-get-x-clipboard-compat): Add a compat function for fetching the X clipboard on XEmacs and GNU Emacs 21. * org-remember.el (org-get-x-clipboard): Use the compat function to get clipboard values when x-selection-value is unavailable. Use substring-no-properties instead of set-text-properties to remove text properties from the clipboard value. * lisp/org-clock.el (org-update-mode-line): Support limiting the modeline clock string, and display the full todo value in the tooltip. Set a local keymap so mouse-3 on the clock string goes to the currently clocked task. (org-clock-string-limit): Add a custom value for the maximum length of the clock string in the modeline. (org-clock-mode-map): Add a keymap for the modeline string 2008-10-12 Carsten Dominik <[e-mail]> * org-compat.el (org-propertize): New function. 2008-10-12 Bastien Guerry <[e-mail]> * org-export-latex.el (org-export-latex-tables): protect exported tables from further special chars conversion. (org-export-latex-preprocess): Preserve LaTeX environments. (org-list-parse-list): Parse descriptive lists. (org-list-to-generic, org-list-to-latex, org-list-to-html) (org-list-to-texinfo): Export descriptive lists. (org-quote-chars): Remove. (org-export-latex-keywords-maybe): Use `replace-regexp-in-string'. (org-export-latex-list-beginning-re): Rename to `org-list-beginning-re' (org-list-item-begin): Rename to `org-list-item-beginning' 2008-10-12 Carsten Dominik <[e-mail]> * org.el (org-refile): Allow refiling to the last entry in the buffer. (org-get-tags-at): Fix bug when inheritance is turned off. * org.el (org-indent-line-function): No longer check for src regions, this is too much overhead. * org-agenda.el (org-agenda-highlight-todo): Fix bugs with keyword matching. * org.el (org-scan-tags): Make sure that tags matching is not case sensitive. TODO keyword matching is case sensitive, however, to avoid confusion with similar words that are not meant to be keywords. * org.el (org-get-local-tags-at): New function. (org-get-local-tags): New function. * org-exp.el (org-export-get-categories): New function. * org-agenda.el (org-sorting-choice) (org-agenda-sorting-strategy, org-agenda-get-todos) (org-agenda-get-timestamps, org-agenda-get-deadlines) (org-agenda-get-scheduled, org-agenda-get-blocks) (org-entries-lessp): Implement sorting by TODO state. (org-cmp-todo-state): New defsubst. * org-colview.el (org-colview-construct-allowed-dates): New function. (org-columns-next-allowed-value): Use `org-colview-construct-allowed-dates'. * org-colview-xemacs.el (org-colview-construct-allowed-dates): New function. (org-columns-next-allowed-value): Use `org-colview-construct-allowed-dates'. * org.el (org-protect-slash): New function. (org-get-refile-targets): Use `org-protect-slash'. * org-agenda.el (org-global-tags-completion-table): New variable. * org-exp.el (org-export-handle-export-tags): New function. (org-export-preprocess-string): Call `org-export-handle-export-tags'. * org-plot.el: New file. * org-publish.el (org-publish-expand-components): Function removed. (org-publish-expand-projects): Allow components to have components. * org.el (org-indent-line-function): Do not indent in regions that are external source code. (org-yank-and-fold-if-subtree): New function. * org-agenda.el (org-agenda-todayp): New function. (org-agenda-get-deadlines, org-agenda-get-scheduled): Use `org-agenda-todayp'. * org.el (org-insert-heading-respect-content) (org-insert-todo-heading-respect-content): New commands. (org-insert-heading-respect-content): New option. (org-insert-heading): Respect `org-insert-heading-respect-content'. * org-clock.el (org-clock-find-position): Make sure the note after the clock line gets moved into the new clock drawer. * org-id.el (org-id-new): New option. * org-table.el (org-table-copy-down): Avoid overflow during increment. Use prefix argument 0 to temporarily disable the increment. * org-exp.el (org-export-as-html): Do not turn on the major mode if the buffer will be killed anyway. (org-get-current-options): Exclude the #+TEXT field. (org-export-as-html): Make sure text before the first headline is a paragraph. * org-publish.el (org-publish-org-to): Tell the exporter that this buffer will be killed, so it is not necessary to do major mode initialization. * org-archive.el (org-archive-to-archive-sibling): Show empty lines after folding the archive sibling. * org.el (org-log-note-extra): New variable. 2008-10-12 Bastien Guerry <[e-mail]> * org.el (org-additional-option-like-keywords): Added keywords for the _QUOTE, _VERSE and _SRC environments. * org-export-latex.el (org-export-latex-preprocess): Fix bug when exporting _QUOTE and _VERSE environments. 2008-10-12 Carsten Dominik <[e-mail]> * org-agenda.el (org-agenda-filter-by-tag): New command. * org-exp.el (org-get-current-options): Remove angular brackets from the date entry. * org.el (org-edit-fixed-width-region): New function. (org-edit-fixed-width-region): Also try `org-edit-fixed-width-region'. (org-edit-fixed-width-region-mode): New option. (org-activate-code): Only interprete lines starting with colon plus a space as example lines. * org-remember.el (org-remember-templates): Add nil instead of empty strings to fix the length of remember templates. * org-table.el (org-calc-default-modes): Fix the time format for calc, from 12 hour to 24 hour clock. * org-agenda.el (org-agenda-get-deadlines) (org-agenda-get-scheduled): Avoid `time-of-day' extraction for entries that are pre-warnings of deadlines or reminders. * org.el (org-sort-entries-or-items): Make numeric and alpha comparisons ignore any TODO keyword and priority cookie. * org-remember.el (org-remember-handler): Reinterpretation of the prefix argument. * org-agenda.el (org-agenda-get-scheduled): Use new `org-scheduled' face. * org-faces.el (org-scheduled): New face. * org-wl.el (org-wl-open): Remove incorrect declaration. * org-gnus.el (org-gnus-store-link): Support for :to information in gnus links. * org-exp.el (org-export-as-html): Fixed typo in creator information. (org-export-protect-examples): New parameter indent. Insert extra spaces only when this parameter is specified. (org-export-preprocess-string): Call `org-export-protect-examples' with an indentation parameter when exporting to ASCII. * org-remember.el (org-remember-templates) (org-remember-apply-template): Allow the file component to be a function. * org.el (org-goto-local-search-headings): Renamed from `org-goto-local-search-forward-headings'. Added the possibility to search backwards. * org-export-latex.el (org-export-latex): New customization group. * org-agenda.el (org-write-agenda): Erase buffer for txt export. * org-exp.el (org-html-do-expand): Allow {} to terminate tex macro * org.el (org-buffer-list): Select buffers based on major mode, not on file name. * org-agenda.el (org-agenda-align-tags): Fix bug with malformed face property. * org-colview.el (org-columns-display-here): Use `org-columns-modify-value-for-display-function'. * org-colview-xemacs.el (org-columns-display-here): Use `org-columns-modify-value-for-display-function'. * org.el (org-columns-modify-value-for-display-function): New option. * org-publish.el (org-publish-file): Make sure the directory match for the publishing directory works correctly. * org-agenda.el (org-agenda-execute-calendar-command) (org-agenda-diary-entry): Additional optional argument.

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From:  Don Chiasson <[e-mail]>
Subject: Some gnu jokes
To: [e-mail], [e-mail], [e-mail]
cc: [e-mail]
Message-ID: <[e-mail]>

     Richard M. Stallman (RMS, widely known for creating EMACS) is writing
a UNIX clone called GNU (which means Gnu's Not Unix--a recursive acronym).
This seems to open the way to a whole gnu class of jokes.  For example:

Q:  What do you call a person who hacks while wearing no clothes?
A:  A gnudist.

Q:  What do you call an eligible young hacker?
A:  Gnubile.

Q:  What is a hacker's favorite candy?
A:  Gnugat.   (Though it contains little gnutrition.)

Q:  What do you call a computer filled with air?
A:  Gnumatic.

Q:  What do you call a novice hacker who keeps pestering you
    with foolish questions?
A:  A gnuisance.

Q:  What do you call a subtle, clever hack in the favorite language?
A:  A gnuanCe.

Q:  What do you use a supercomputer for?
A:  Gnumerical analysis.

Q:  What do you call a hacker who collects coins?
A:  A gnumismatist.

     Well, there are more, just too gnumerous to tell all at once.  I think
I'd better go before someone starts firing gnuclear weapons at me.
		Don

From: [e-mail] (Patrick J. LoPresti)
Message-ID: <[e-mail]>
Sender: [e-mail] (News system)
Subject: The True Path (long)
Date: 11 Jul 91 03:17:31 GMT
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When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi
*and* Emacs are just too damn slow.  They print useless messages like,
'C-h for help' and '"foo" File is read only'.  So I use the editor
that doesn't waste my VALUABLE time.

Ed, man!  !man ed

ED(1)               UNIX Programmer's Manual                ED(1)

NAME
     ed - text editor

SYNOPSIS
     ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]
DESCRIPTION
     Ed is the standard text editor.
---

Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first
alphabetically, but because it's the standard.  Everyone else loves ed
because it's ED!

"Ed is the standard text editor."

And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair.  Just look:

-rwxr-xr-x  1 root          24 Oct 29  1929 /bin/ed
-rwxr-xr-t  4 root     1310720 Jan  1  1970 /usr/ucb/vi
-rwxr-xr-x  1 root  5.89824e37 Oct 22  1990 /usr/bin/emacs

Of course, on the system *I* administrate, vi is symlinked to ed.
Emacs has been replaced by a shell script which 1) Generates a syslog
message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the user's disk quota by 100K;
and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!

"Ed is the standard text editor."

Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:

golem> ed

?
help
?
?
?
quit
?
exit
?
bye
?
hello?
?
eat flaming death
?
^C
?
^C
?
^D
?

---
Note the consistent user interface and error reportage.  Ed is
generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm
the novice with verbosity.

"Ed is the standard text editor."

Ed, the greatest WYGIWYG editor of all.

ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA!  ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED
AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES!  ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS
BODILY FLUIDS!!  ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR!  ED MAKES THE SUN
SHINE AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!!

When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless
help screens and cursor positioning code!  I just want an EDitor!!
Not a "viitor".  Not a "emacsitor".  Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED!
ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!

TEXT EDITOR.

When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their
"edlin" on a UNIX standard, did they mimic vi?  No.  Emacs?  Surely
you jest.  They chose the most karmic editor of all.  The standard.

Ed is for those who can *remember* what they are working on.  If you
are an idiot, you should use Emacs.  If you are an Emacs, you should
not be vi.  If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION.  THE
SO-CALLED "VISUAL" EDITORS HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED TO TEMPT THE
FAITHLESS.  DO NOT GIVE IN!!!  THE MIGHTY ED HAS SPOKEN!!!

?

From: The Unknown User <[e-mail]>
Subject: EMACS -- What does it mean?
To: mit-prep![e-mail]

EMACS belongs in <sys/errno.h>: Editor too big!


Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-Shift


From: harvard!topaz!BLUE!BRAIL@mit-eddie
Date: 9 Sep 85 17:25:27 EDT
Subject: EMACS -- What does it mean?
To: mit-prep![e-mail]

	EMACS may stand for "Editing MACroS," but some friends of mine
suggested some more creative definitions. Here they are. Anyone have
any additions?

--------
Eight
Megabytes
And
Constantly
Swapping

Even a
Master of
Arts
Comes
Simpler

Emacs
Manuals
Are
Cryptic and
Surreal

Energetic
Merchants
Always
Cultivate
Sales

Each
Manual's
Audience is
Completely
Stupified

Emacs
Means
A
Crappy
Screen

Eventually
Munches
All
Computer
Storage

Even
My
Aunt
Crashes the
System

Eradication of
Memory
Accomplished with
Complete
Simplicity

Elsewhere
Maybe
Alternative
Civilizations
Survive

Egregious
Managers
Actively
Court
Stallman

Esoteric
Malleability
Always
Considered
Silly

Emacs
Manuals
Always
Cause
Senility

Easily
Maintained with the
Assistance of
Chemical
Solutions

EMACS
MACRO
ACTED
CREDO
SODOM

Edwardian
Manifestation of
All
Colonial
Sins

Generally
Not
Used

Except by
Middle
Aged
Computer
Scientists

Extended
Macros
Are
Considered
Superfluous

Every
Mode
Accelerates
Creation of
Software

Elsewhere
Maybe
All
Commands are
Simple

Emacs
May
Allow
Customized
Screwups

Excellent
Manuals
Are
Clearly
Suppressed

Emetic
Macros
Assault
Core and
Segmentation

Embarrassed
Manual-Writer
Accused of
Communist
Subversion

Extensibility and
Modifiability
Aggravate
Confirmed
Simpletons

Emacs
May
Annihilate
Command
Structures

Easily
Mangles,
Aborts,
Crashes and
Stupifies

Extraneous
Macros
And
Commands
Stink

Exceptionally
Mediocre
Algorithm for
Computer
Scientists

EMACS
Makes no
Allowances
Considering its
Stiff price

Equine
Mammals
Are
Considerably
Smaller

Embarrassingly
Mundane
Advertising
Cuts
Sales

Every
Moron
Assumes
CCA is
Superior

Exceptionally
Mediocre
Autocratic
Control
System

EMACS
May
Alienate
Clients and
Supporters

Excavating
Mayan
Architecture
Comes
Simpler

Erasing
Minds
Allows
Complete
Submission

Every
Male
Adolescent
Craves
Sex

Elephantine
Memory
Absolutely
Considered
Sine que non

Emacs
Makers
Are
Crazy
Sickos

Eenie-Meenie-Miney-Mo-
Macros
Are
Completely
Slow

Experience the
Mildest
Ad
Campaign ever
Seen

Emacs
Makefiles
Annihilate
C-
Shells

Eradication of
Memory
Accomplished with
Complete
Simplicity

Emetic
Macros
Assault
Core and
Segmentation

Epileptic
MLisp
Aggravates
Compiler
Seizures

Eleven thousand
Monkeys
Asynchronously
Crank out these
Slogans
-------


From: ihnss!warren@mit-eddie (Warren Montgomery)
Newsgroups: net.emacs
Subject: Re: EMACS -- What does it mean?
Date: Tue, 10-Sep-85 09:14:24 EDT
Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Naperville, IL
Apparently-To: emacs-netnews-distribution@mit-prep

Someone at a luncheon suggested it meant:

Evenings,
Mornings,
And a
Couple of
Saturdays

(In reference to the odd hours that went into the creation of my
implementation).

--

	Warren Montgomery
	ihnss!warren
	IH ((312)-979) x2494

Date: Wed, 18 Sep 85 10:11:04 edt
From: inmet![e-mail] (Leonard H. Tower Jr.) <inmet!tower@cca-unix>
Subject: Re: EMACS -- What does it mean?
To: [e-mail]

Received: by inmet.uucp (4.12/inmet) id AA02199; Wed, 18 Sep 85 09:10:17 edt
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/* Written  6:48 pm  Sep 14, 1985 by gml@ssc-vax in inmet:net.emacs */
/* ---------- "Re: EMACS -- What does it mean?" ---------- */
Pleeeeeeeze!!!  Nice try on the meaning of EMACS.  I believe the
correct acronym is:

Emacs
Makes
All
Computing
Simple

Thank you, and Good Night
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From: ho95e!wcs@mit-eddie (Bill.Stewart.4K435.x0705)
Newsgroups: net.emacs
Subject: Re: EMACS -- What does it mean?
Date: Thu, 26-Sep-85 21:43:54 EDT
Organization: AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ
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> > very interesting, but what does GNU stand for ?
> GNU = Gnu's Not UNIX. There is also MINCE, for Mince Is Not a Complete Emacs.
> More recursive acronyms, anyone?
Many people have also seen FINE Is Not Emacs, but the one that has
character is THief Isn't Even Fine.
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## Bill Stewart, AT&T Bell Labs, Holmdel NJ 1-201-949-0705 ihnp4!ho95c!wcs

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From: edison!ta2@mit-eddie (tom allebrandi)
Newsgroups: net.emacs
Subject: Re: Re: EMACS -- What does it mean?
Date: Sun, 29-Sep-85 18:11:55 EDT
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> GNU = Gnu's Not UNIX. There is also MINCE, for Mince Is Not a Complete Emacs.
>
> More recursive acronyms, anyone?
>

For the DEC-system-10/20: FINE - Fine Is Not Emacs.....

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...............

Date: Wed, 16 Oct 85 01:38:12 edt
From: inmet!tower (Leonard H. Tower Jr.) <inmet!tower@cca-unix>
Subject: more names
To: [e-mail]

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/* Written 12:20 pm  Oct 14, 1985 by [e-mail] in inmet:net.emacs */


SINE:	Sine Is Not Emacs
	(MIT Architecture Machine Group)

EINE:	Eine is Not Emacs
	(MIT Lisp Machine)

ZWEI:	Zwei Was Eine Initially
	("rev2" of EINE)

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From: ulysses!pajb@mit-eddie (Paul Bennett)
Newsgroups: net.emacs
Subject: Here we go again ...
Date: Sat, 19-Oct-85 17:26:49 EDT
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill
Apparently-To: emacs-netnews-distribution@mit-prep


> EINE:	Eine is Not Emacs
> 	(MIT Lisp Machine)
>
> ZWEI:	Zwei Was Eine Initially
>	("rev2" of EINE)

DREI:	DREI - Really Emacs Inside
	(Exists only in my head)

From: [e-mail] (Noah Friedman)
Sender: [e-mail]
To: [e-mail], [e-mail]
Subject: etc/emacs.names
Date: Fri, 9 Oct 92 00:54:57 edt

The following should be added:


Emacs
Makes
A
Computer
Slow

From: [e-mail] (Olaf Titz)
Newsgroups: alt.religion.emacs
Subject: Re: what emacs stands for
Date: 12 Oct 92 19:29:32 GMT

Emacs Masquerades As Comfortable Shell
Ever Made A Control-key Setup?
Emacs: My Alternative Computer Story
Emacs Made Almost Completely Screwed
       (by extensive use of M-x global-unset-key)
Emacs Macht Alle Computer Schoen
       (deutsch)  (=Emacs makes all computers beautiful)
Each Mail A Continued Surprise
Every Mode Acknowledges Customized Strokes
       (keystrokes, of course :-)
Eating Memory And Cycle-Sucking
Everyday Material Almost Compiled Successfully

now enough bashing for today :-)


From: [e-mail]
To: [e-mail]
Subject: missing from etc/emacs.names
Date: Thu, 20 May 93 02:21:27 edt


Elvis
Masterminds
All
Computer
Software

Just so you boys know the score.

Thank you very Much,
The King