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(erc-cmd-BANLIST, erc-cmd-MASSUNBAN): Simplify. (erc-prompt-for-channel-key, erc-ignore-reply-list, erc-send-post-hook, erc-active-buffer, erc-join-buffer, erc-frame-alist, erc-with-buffer, erc-modules, erc-display-message-highlight, erc-process-input-line, erc-cmd-HELP, erc-server-hooks, erc-echo-notice-in-user-buffers, erc-format-my-nick, erc-echo-notice-in-user-and-target-buffers, erc-echo-notice-in-first-user-buffer, erc-connection-established, erc-update-user-nick, erc-update-channel-member, erc-highlight-notice, erc-command-symbol, erc-add-query, erc-process-script-line, erc-determine-parameters, erc-client-info, erc-popup-input-buffer, erc-script-echo): Fix typos in docstrings. (erc-channel-user-op-p, erc-channel-user-voice-p, erc-startup-file-list, define-erc-module, erc-once-with-server-event, erc-once-with-server-event-global, erc-debug-irc-protocol, erc-log-irc-protocol, erc-cmd-LOAD, erc-update-user, erc-update-current-channel-member, erc-load-script, erc-mode-line-away-status-format): Doc fixes.

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NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s+m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.