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* textmodes/org.el (org-agenda-skip): Allow a form for `org-agenda-skip-function'. (org-agenda-redo): Re-use local settings. (org-agenda): Store local settings. (org-agenda-deadline-faces): New option. (org-agenda-deadline-face): New function. (org-agenda-get-deadlines, org-agenda-get-scheduled): Also handle entries on their due date. (org-agenda-get-timestamps): No longer handle the due dates of schedules and deadline items. (org-insert-link-global, org-open-at-point-global): New commands. (org-export-as-ascii): Call `org-cleaned-string-for-export' with a :for-ascii parameter. (org-skip-comments): Function removed. (org-cleaned-string-for-export): Handle special table lines. (org-global-properties): New option. (org-entry-get-with-inheritance): Check global properties. (org-local-properties): New variable. (org-set-regexps-and-options): Find the #+PROPERTY line. (org-link-types): Change type into variable (was constant). (org-make-link-regexps): New function. (org-link-re-with-space, org-link-re-with-space2) (org-angle-link-re, org-plain-link-re, org-bracket-link-regexp) (org-bracket-link-analytic-regexp, org-any-link-re): Creation of these regular expressions happens now in the function `org-make-link-regexps'. (org-store-link): Call the functions in `org-store-link-functions'. (org-add-link-type): New function. (org-store-link-functions): New variable. (org-activate-tags): Force matches to be in headlines. (org-batch-store-agenda-views): Fix bug with killing agenda buffer. (org-columns-display-here): Make sure this works in a narrowed buffer by checking for point-min. (org-columns-display-here): Make the rest of the line intangible, so that point never can be there. (org-cleaned-string-for-export): Use `with-current-buffer'. (org-replace-region-by-html): Use `with-current-buffer'. (org-unfontify-region, org-do-occur, org-columns-display-here) (org-columns-remove-overlays, org-columns-quit) (org-columns-edit-value, org-columns-next-allowed-value) (org-eval-in-calendar, org-agenda-undo, org-no-read-only) (org-finalize-agenda, org-remove-subtree-entries-from-agenda) (org-agenda-todo, org-agenda-change-all-lines) (org-agenda-align-tags, org-agenda-priority) (org-agenda-set-tags, org-agenda-toggle-archive-tag) (org-agenda-show-new-time, org-cleaned-string-for-export) (org-export-grab-title-from-buffer): (org-export-as-ascii, org-export-as-html): Use `inhibit-read-only' instead of `buffer-read-only'. (org-export-as-html): Set `coding-system-for-write'. (org-remember-store-without-prompt): New option. (org-archive-subtree): Fixed bug with modifying TODO keyword. (org-beginning-of-line): Also treat C-a special in items. (org-table-convert-refs-to-rc): Fixed problem with column reference after "..". (org-columns-compute): Don't mark buffer modified because of text properties. (org-batch-store-agenda-views): Use the variable `default-directory', not the function. (org-clock-out-if-current): Respect `org-clock-out-when-done'. (org-clock-out-when-done): New option. (org-html-entities): Added HTML entities for smileys.

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NAME
     sex - have sex

SYNOPSIS
     sex [ options ] ...  [ username ] ...

DESCRIPTION
     _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci-
     fied in the command line.  If no users are specified, they
     are taken from the LOVERS environment variable.  Options to
     make things more interesting are as follows:

     -1   masturbate

     -a   external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option

     -b   buggery

     -B<animal>
          bestiality with <animal>

     -c   chocolate sauce option

     -C   chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W)

     -d<file>
          get a date with the features described in <file>

     -e   exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net)

     -f   foreplay option

     -F   nasal sex with plants

     -i   coitus interruptus (messy!)

     -j   jacuzzi option (California sites only)

     -l   leather option

     -m   masochism (see -s)

     -M   triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option

     -n   necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program
          kills it)

     -o   oral option

     -O   parallel access (orgy)

     -p   debug option (proposition only)

     -P   pedophilia (must specify a child process)



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     -q   quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am)

     -s   sadism (target must set -m)

     -S   sundae option

     -T<number>
          voice-net sex via standard uucp autodialer facilities;
          area code prefix of 900 is assumed.

     -v   voyeurism (surveys the entire net)

     -w   whipped cream option

     -W   whips (see also -s, -C, and -m)

ENVIRONMENT
     LOVERS
          is a list of default partners which will be used if
          none are specified in the command line.  If any are
          specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored.

FILES
     /usr/lib/sex/animals          animals for bestiality

     /usr/lib/sex/blackbook        possible dates

     /usr/lib/sex/sundaes          sundae recipes

     /usr/lib/sex/s+m         sado-masochistic equipment



BUGS
     ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied.

     ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy.

MAN AUTHOR
     Author prefers to be anonymous.

HISTORY
     Oldest program ever.