view lisp/play/meese.el @ 13230:ad1d4be6bb8d libc-951018 libc-951029 libc-951031 libc-951101 libc-951102 libc-951103 libc-951104 libc-951105 libc-951106 libc-951107 libc-951108 libc-951109 libc-951110 libc-951111 libc-951112 libc-951113 libc-951114 libc-951115 libc-951116 libc-951117 libc-951118 libc-951119 libc-951120 libc-951121 libc-951122 libc-951123 libc-951124 libc-951125 libc-951126 libc-951127 libc-951128 libc-951129 libc-951130

* config.guess: Recognize HP model 819 machines has having a PA 1.1 processor.

;;; meese.el --- protect the impressionable young minds of America

;; This is in the public domain on account of being distributed since
;; 1985 or 1986 without a copyright notice.

;; Maintainer: FSF
;; Keywords: games

;;; Code:

(defun protect-innocence-hook ()
  (let ((dir (file-name-directory buffer-file-name)))
    (if (and (equal buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "sex.6" dir))
	     (file-exists-p buffer-file-name)
	     (not (y-or-n-p "Are you over 18? ")))
	(progn
	  (clear-visited-file-modtime)
	  (setq buffer-file-name (expand-file-name "celibacy.1" dir))
	  (let ((inhibit-read-only t))	; otherwise (erase-buffer) may bomb.
	    (erase-buffer)
	    (insert-file-contents buffer-file-name t))
	  (rename-buffer (file-name-nondirectory buffer-file-name))))))

(add-hook 'find-file-hooks 'protect-innocence-hook)
(provide 'meese)

;;; meese.el ends here