# HG changeset patch # User Eric S. Raymond # Date 732568264 0 # Node ID bfefe582a02bdb7993aef859a3534c14be9ce0df # Parent daf268a98d5e5f6d1404555e9ab99843959b0649 Initial revision diff -r daf268a98d5e -r bfefe582a02b etc/sex.6 --- /dev/null Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000 +++ b/etc/sex.6 Fri Mar 19 19:11:04 1993 +0000 @@ -0,0 +1,111 @@ +SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6) + + + +NAME + sex - have sex + +SYNOPSIS + sex [ options ] ... [ username ] ... + +DESCRIPTION + _s_e_x allows the invoker to have sex with the user(s) speci- + fied in the command line. If no users are specified, they + are taken from the LOVERS environment variable. Options to + make things more interesting are as follows: + + -1 masturbate + + -a external stimulus (aphrodisiac) option + + -b buggery + + -B + bestiality with + + -c chocolate sauce option + + -C chaining option (cuffs included) (see also -m -s -W) + + -d + get a date with the features described in + + -e exhibitionism (image sent to all machines on the net) + + -f foreplay option + + -F nasal sex with plants + + -i coitus interruptus (messy!) + + -j jacuzzi option (California sites only) + + -l leather option + + -m masochism (see -s) + + -M triple parallel (Menage a Trois) option + + -n necrophilia (if target process is not dead, program + kills it) + + -o oral option + + -O parallel access (orgy) + + -p debug option (proposition only) + + -P pedophilia (must specify a child process) + + + +Printed 2/15/87 2/15/87 1 + + + + + + +SEX(6) EUNUCH Programmer's Manual SEX(6) + + + + -q quickie (wham, bam, thank you, ma'am) + + -s sadism (target must set -m) + + -S sundae option + + -v voyeurism (surveys the entire net) + + -w whipped cream option + + -W whips (see also -s, -C, and -m) + +ENVIRONMENT + LOVERS + is a list of default partners which will be used if + none are specified in the command line. If any are + specified, the values in LOVERS is ignored. + +FILES + /usr/lib/sex/animals animals for bestiality + + /usr/lib/sex/blackbook possible dates + + /usr/lib/sex/sundaes sundae recipes + + /usr/lib/sex/s&m sado-masochistic equipment + + + +BUGS + ^C (quit process) may leave the user very unsatisfied. + + ^Z (stop process) is usually quite messy. + +MAN AUTHOR + Author prefers to be anonymous. + +HISTORY + Oldest program ever.