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Pull in GtkComboBox changes from GTK+3 branch. Refs #1332, since I seem to have just found it. *** Plucked rev c27b04bb38032682dfa343b38090df1c6eea4edd ([e-mail]): Use GtkComboBox instead of GtkOptionMenu in the choice request field for GTK+ 2.4 and up. *** Plucked rev d440cb6510a85d0451248d51de56b02a3a60afd2 ([e-mail]): Replace the GtkOptionMenu with a GtkComboBox for the privacy options list on GTK+ 2.4 and up. *** Plucked rev c32e5afffcda0d82fe8b69752ae91ce3dc3bcc61 ([e-mail]): Replace GtkOptionMenu with GtkComboBox in the saved status editor for GTK+ 2.4 and up. *** Plucked rev fbe77efc06ba98af604ef878b97fd55924daa018 ([e-mail]): Replace GtkOptionMenu with GtkComboBox in the gestures plugin for GTK+ 2.4 and up. But that code's commented out, so this is totally untested. *** Plucked rev 9d8f789a57f4477db7d3cfbb9752b7842ff790dd ([e-mail]): Add an enumeration to replace a couple hardcoded numbers in the combo box code for saved statuses. *** Plucked rev c27b04bb38032682dfa343b38090df1c6eea4edd ([e-mail]): Use GtkComboBox instead of GtkOptionMenu in the choice request field for GTK+ 2.4 and up. *** Plucked rev d440cb6510a85d0451248d51de56b02a3a60afd2 ([e-mail]): Replace the GtkOptionMenu with a GtkComboBox for the privacy options list on GTK+ 2.4 and up. *** Plucked rev c32e5afffcda0d82fe8b69752ae91ce3dc3bcc61 ([e-mail]): Replace GtkOptionMenu with GtkComboBox in the saved status editor for GTK+ 2.4 and up. *** Plucked rev fbe77efc06ba98af604ef878b97fd55924daa018 ([e-mail]): Replace GtkOptionMenu with GtkComboBox in the gestures plugin for GTK+ 2.4 and up. But that code's commented out, so this is totally untested. *** Plucked rev 9d8f789a57f4477db7d3cfbb9752b7842ff790dd ([e-mail]): Add an enumeration to replace a couple hardcoded numbers in the combo box code for saved statuses.

The Penguin

by Rob Flynn <[e-mail]>
   and
   Jeramey Crawford <[e-mail]>


Once upon a term'nal dreary, while I hack'ed, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten code--
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a beeping,
As of some one gently feeping, feeping using damn talk mode.
"'Tis some hacker," I muttered, "beeping using damn talk mode--
                          Only this. I hate talk mode."

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak semester,
And college life wrought its terror as the school year became a bore.
Eagerly I wished for privledges;--higher access I sought to borrow
For my term'nal, unceasing sorrow--sorrow for a file called core--
For the rare and radiant files of .c  the coders call the core--
                           Access Denied.  Chown me more.

"Open Source," did all mutter, when, with very little flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately Penguin of the saintly days of yore.
Quite a bit obese was he; having eaten lots of fish had he,
But, by deign of Finnish programmer, he sat in the middle of my floor--
Looking upon my dusty term'nal in the middle of my floor--
                           Came, and sat, and nothing more.

Then the tubby bird beguiling my sad code into shining,
By the free and open decorum of the message that it bore,
"Though thy term'nal be dusty and slow," he said, "Linux be not craven!"
And thus I installed a new OS far from the proprietary shore--
The kernel code open but documentation lacking on this shore.
                           Quoth the Penguin, "pipe grep more!"

Much I marvelled this rotund fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning--little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help believing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird in the middle of his floor--
Bird or beast sitting in the middle of his cluttered floor,
                           With such instructions as "pipe grep more."

But the Penguin, sitting lonely in that cluttered floor, spoke only
Those words, as if its soul in that instruction he did outpour.
Nothing more did he need utter; understood did I among that clutter--
Understood his command as I could scarcely do a few moments before--
I typed as furious as was willed me, understanding just a minute before.
                           Again the bird said "pipe grep more!"

"Amazing!" said I, "Penguin we will conquor the world if you will!
By the Network that interconnects us--by that Finn we both adore--
We'll take this very world by storm!" For now grasped I what he'd meant,
The thing I do while searching /usr/doc/* for that wond'rous lore--
Those compendiums of plaintext documentation and descriptive lore.
                           Quoth the Penguin, "pipe grep more!"

And the Penguin, never waddling, still is sitting, still is sitting
In the middle of my room and still very cluttered floor;
And his eyes have all the seeming of the free beer I am drinking
And the term'nal-light o'er him glowing throws his shadows on the floor;
And this OS from out the shadows that is pow'ring my term'nal on the floor
                            Shall be dominating--"Pipe grep more!"