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committer: Tailor Script <tailor@pidgin.im>
author | Eric Warmenhoven <eric@warmenhoven.org> |
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date | Fri, 21 Dec 2001 22:50:52 +0000 |
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1 | 1 All IM names have been changed, so I don't get sued or nothing. I get some |
2 interesting convos.... | |
3 | |
4 17:58:27 Luser: You do any GTK programming? | |
5 17:58:43 Zilding: You mean, work on GTK itself? | |
6 17:58:56 Luser: no program stuff using GTK | |
7 17:59:37 Zilding: Hrm. How do you know me, again? :) | |
8 17:59:54 Luser: haha.......i saw your handle in the help part of gaim | |
9 18:00:01 Zilding: yes. | |
10 18:00:05 Luser: Didnt mean to freak you out | |
11 18:00:16 Zilding: Iz okay, I figured that was the answer. | |
12 18:00:26 Zilding: Is gaim written with Athena, Motif, or Xforms? | |
13 18:00:29 Zilding: or GTK? :) | |
14 18:00:39 Luser: GTK :) | |
15 18:00:50 Zilding: I believe you have answered your own question. :) | |
16 | |
17 | |
18 15:40:14 SomeGuy: hey you there? | |
19 15:40:28 Zilding: nope | |
20 15:40:33 SomeGuy: :-) | |
21 15:40:43 SomeGuy: ah there was a little bug in my code. | |
22 15:40:46 SomeGuy: did you notice it? | |
23 15:41:28 Zilding: uh....jim ain't here...well...not at the keyboard at | |
24 least...this is alissa... | |
25 15:41:38 Zilding: and uh...i am not wearing a bra | |
26 15:41:46 SomeGuy: hi alissa | |
27 15:41:46 Zilding: i have him tied up at the moment | |
28 15:41:51 SomeGuy: ah | |
29 15:41:52 Zilding: hello | |
30 15:42:01 SomeGuy: I hope he is having fun. | |
31 15:42:05 Zilding: yeah....we're kinda busy righ tnow | |
32 15:42:09 Zilding: know..err | |
33 15:42:22 Zilding: hehe.... | |
34 15:42:24 SomeGuy: should I let you two love bird go? | |
35 15:43:09 Zilding: uh...well...yeah i guess...he really isn't in any sort of | |
36 position to help you right now... | |
37 15:43:42 Zilding: THREE CHEERS FOR A WIRELESS KEYBOARD | |
38 15:43:44 Zilding: WOOHOO | |
39 15:43:54 SomeGuy: tell him I said... compared to the current situation what | |
40 I was going to ask him is microscopic. | |
41 15:44:00 SomeGuy: have fun guys. | |
42 | |
43 | |
44 16:24:41 JailBait: Hello How are you? | |
45 16:24:48 JailBait: stats? | |
46 16:25:00 Zilding: pretty good, who is this? | |
47 16:25:54 JailBait: I got your name from the hotmail webCourier...i'm Abi 13/f | |
48 16:26:39 Zilding: Hotmail webcourier? | |
49 16:26:51 JailBait: yeah | |
50 16:26:59 Zilding: Interesting. | |
51 16:27:17 Zilding: Well, I'm 18 years old, male, and I still haven't a clue how you got my IM :) | |
52 16:28:28 JailBait: yes it was under the thing where people were asking Questions and you anwered them....someone ask if they could IM you and you put in this s/n | |
53 16:28:59 Zilding: Hmm.. what kind of questions was I answering? | |
54 16:29:38 JailBait: normal one's you were ansering holdon | |
55 16:29:54 JailBait: hey mom is home talk to you later | |
56 16:29:56 JailBait: bye bye] | |
57 16:30:02 Zilding: uh.. okay :) | |
58 16:31:58 Zilding: hey can you send me the URL to where you got my screen name? I'm just curious :) | |
59 | |
60 | |
61 19:05:45 ZFriend: waddle waddle waddle | |
62 19:15:34 ZFriend: *waddle waddle waddle* | |
63 19:15:45 ZFriend: (pssttt) | |
64 19:16:07 ZFriend: (the penguins are coming...) | |
65 19:16:12 ZFriend: (they are coming to dance with you...) | |
66 19:45:16 Zilding: Really? Coming to dance with ME? | |
67 19:45:22 ZFriend: yes! | |
68 19:45:49 Zilding: Cool! Why? | |
69 19:46:01 ZFriend: they like you | |
70 19:47:12 Zilding: wooohooo! | |
71 19:47:14 Zilding: How'd you find this out? | |
72 19:47:22 ZFriend: ...........they told me....... | |
73 19:47:58 Zilding: Do you have secret meetings with them? And what kind of dancng will we be doing? | |
74 19:48:17 ZFriend: i cannot release any more information..... they do the mambo | |
75 19:49:13 Zilding: hehe sounds like fun. When are they coming? | |
76 19:49:24 ZFriend: after their tea time | |
77 19:49:55 Zilding: Okay. Are they bringing the herring or should I make a run? | |
78 19:50:10 ZFriend: the herring is not provided | |
79 19:50:31 Zilding: Ok cool. Well thank you, Miss Mander Oracle :) | |
80 19:50:54 ZFriend: :) | |
81 | |
82 | |
83 16:57:30 L0s3R: u help write tik? | |
84 16:57:54 Zilding: No, I'm the author and maintainer of gaim, and I spell correctly. | |
85 16:58:25 L0s3R: gud gohd eyem sohry ashole | |
86 16:58:36 Zilding: Fuck off. | |
87 16:59:44 L0s3R: eheh | |
88 16:59:46 L0s3R: i bet you have awin98 box too dont you fag | |
89 16:59:46 L0s3R: tik owns | |
90 16:59:46 L0s3R: eheh | |
91 16:59:46 L0s3R: actually all this aol shit sucks | |
92 16:59:46 L0s3R: eheh | |
93 17:00:36 Zilding: Pardon me. I've written Linux device drivers, and I'm on the XFree development team. What have you given to the community? | |
94 17:01:27 L0s3R: Nothing you've heard about mr uppity. =) | |
95 17:02:17 Zilding: I'm sure not. So forgive me when I'm not in a very good mood and I have a little contempt for people who use phrases like 'owns', can't spell correctly, and feel the need to capitalize every other letter in their name. Are you a hax0r too? | |
96 17:02:26 L0s3R: you ego is taknig up alot of space btw | |
97 17:02:29 L0s3R: taking | |
98 17:02:29 L0s3R: if you will | |
99 17:02:32 L0s3R: lol | |
100 17:02:39 L0s3R: goddamn | |
101 17:02:50 L0s3R: im sure you use office software too | |
102 17:03:31 Zilding: Get outta my face, ya script kiddie, and go back to your quake game. | |
103 | |
104 13:35:35 WinFreak: could u help me out with gaim..i kno i'm retarded ROFL | |
105 13:35:54 WinFreak : after you unzip it what do u do? | |
106 13:36:36 RobFlynn: You have gaim-0.9.5.tar.gz? | |
107 13:36:40 WinFreak : yeah | |
108 13:36:43 RobFlynn: first do: tar xvzf gaim-0.9.5.tar.gz | |
109 13:36:47 RobFlynn: then go into that directory and type: | |
110 13:36:49 RobFlynn: ./configure | |
111 13:36:52 RobFlynn: then type: make | |
112 13:37:10 WinFreak : tar xvzf...is that on ur webpage? | |
113 13:40:00 RobFlynn: Umm ... | |
114 13:45:00 WinFreak : Where can I download tar xvzf gaim-0.9.5.tar.gz? Is this for windows? | |
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117 *** This is what happens when Gaim Developers get bored. |
1 | 118 |
119 22:39:18 RobFlynn: Umm | |
120 22:39:19 RobFlynn: My brain is dead. | |
121 22:39:39 Flyn Orange: *hooks up electrodes to Rob's brain and connects the battery* | |
122 22:39:47 Flyn Orange: kaZAP! | |
123 22:39:53 RobFlynn: EEpepEPAPEPAEppaep BBrRERERFFFF EPEPEPPEPpeppepape | |
124 22:39:58 RobFlynn: *waddle jerk waddle waddle twitch* | |
125 22:40:14 Flyn Orange: Its alive! Its ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE!! | |
126 22:40:25 Flyn Orange: *maniacal laugh* | |
127 22:40:26 RobFlynn: *twitch twitch waddle convulse* | |
128 22:40:41 Flyn Orange: *disconnects battery* | |
129 22:40:52 RobFlynn: *** The sun slowly fades away as a giant penguin towers above the remains of a small, wooden table*** | |
130 22:41:13 Flyn Orange: ** storm clouds rise ** | |
131 22:41:25 Flyn Orange: *thunder crack* | |
132 22:41:26 RobFlynn: *** With an eerie, almost mechanical qualling, the penguin marches its way over to its creator *** | |
133 22:41:56 Flyn Orange: Well, hello lit...er...big fella. Would you like some HERRING? | |
134 22:42:19 Flyn Orange: How about some FREE BEER? | |
135 22:42:44 RobFlynn: *** A booming voice echos through the hallways *** | |
136 22:42:47 RobFlynn: *** PIPE GREP MORE *** | |
137 22:43:20 RobFlynn: *** With a low, rumbling sound the last syllable of the mysterious phrase shakes the very foundation of the decrepit laboratory*** | |
138 22:43:22 Flyn Orange: ** the mad scientists terminal suddenly crashes, and a vaguely familiar blue screen shows on it's display ** | |
139 22:44:08 Flyn Orange: Damn the fates! How can I face my peers now when I TOLD them proprietary was better! | |
140 ! | |
141 22:45:19 RobFlynn: *** THE PENGUIN BALKS: CTRL-ALT-DELETE *** | |
142 | |
143 | |
144 hungryguy: Were you the one who ate the 1lbs hamburger? | |
145 Flyn Orange: hehe... Well, I tried to. I was feeling kinda sick. :) | |
146 Flyn Orange: Flyn Orange: Would've finished that sucker off if I'd have been feeling better! | |
147 hungryguy: I'm proud of you still. | |
148 Flyn Orange: PsyAssasin: That's quite impressive. | |
149 Flyn Orange: *grin* Thanks! | |
150 hungryguy: I'm motivated to have a 1lbs hamburger party here. | |
151 hungryguy: That would be sweet. | |
152 Flyn Orange: haha! That would rock! | |
153 Flyn Orange: Good idea. | |
154 Flyn Orange: Think I might do that sometime too! | |
155 Flyn Orange: There are some truly cool people out there. | |
156 | |
157 --- If you guys havent learned yet, Jer is a smartass :-) --- | |
158 | |
159 00:03:43 Flyn Orange: *shoots you with silly string* | |
160 00:03:55 RobFlynn: HELP! I AM COVERED IN NEONG REEN STRING | |
161 00:06:54 Flyn Orange: NEONG REEN, Taiwan (AP) - | |
162 Despite the recent economical collapses suffered due to | |
163 massive geological activity over the last month, the very | |
164 profitable gag-manufacturer of Silly String has | |
165 maintained production through the turmoil. Still | |
166 employing 324 workers and a management team of 15 | |
167 Slinkies, there is no risk of a price hike in cans of | |
168 Silly String over the next few months... | |
169 | |
461 | 170 --- heheh Jeramey is a jackass :-) --- |
171 | |
172 14:44:28 Flyn Orange: You should see gimp try and swim. She goes in circles | |
173 'cause she's only got three legs. ;) | |
174 14:44:34 RobFlynn: *giggles* | |
175 14:44:39 RobFlynn: Ive seen my cars swim before | |
176 14:44:44 RobFlynn: They doggie paddle :) | |
177 14:44:51 Flyn Orange: cats you mean? :) | |
178 14:44:56 RobFlynn: Woops! | |
179 14:44:57 RobFlynn: Yeah. | |
180 14:44:59 RobFlynn: Cars sink. | |
181 14:45:01 Flyn Orange: hehe | |
182 14:45:07 Flyn Orange: Yeah. Cars suck at swimming. | |
183 14:45:15 RobFlynn: heheh | |
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185 | |
186 --- | |
187 Eric and I were a little weird this night hehe | |
188 | |
189 | |
190 03:31:43 RobFlynn: "No Bite", she rebuked. | |
191 03:31:46 RobFlynn: Rebuked is a fun word. | |
192 03:31:51 RobFlynn: I don't know if I used it properly, but it is still fun. | |
193 03:31:55 Eric Warmenhoven: i like idiosyncratic | |
194 03:32:01 RobFlynn: I like sesquipedalian | |
195 03:32:14 Eric Warmenhoven: variations on idiosyncracy are my favorite words. | |
196 03:32:20 Eric Warmenhoven: i like them. | |
197 03:32:22 RobFlynn: I like sesquipedalian because it is polysylabic by | |
198 defination and practice. | |
199 03:32:25 Eric Warmenhoven: that's one of my idiosyncracies. | |
200 03:32:40 RobFlynn: Idiosyncracy is a sesquipedalian. | |
201 03:32:48 Eric Warmenhoven: holy crap | |
202 03:33:00 RobFlynn: Sesquipedalians such as idiosyncracy are often times | |
203 considered ambiguous. Why use a large word when a dimunitve one will suffice? |