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[gaim-migrate @ 14531] SF Patch #1366481 from Michael Carlson "The function gtk_smiley_tree_insert() in gtkimhtml.c is using up (on my system) the most CPU of all the functions in gaim whenever the preferences box is opened (tested by opening the preferences box 50 times and measuring with oprofile). The function is called some 297 times each time the prefs box is opened, and each time we call strlen() on a (usually 3 or 4) character string to see if the string is empty or not. I've eliminated the unnecessary call to strlen by checking the first element, and I've changed the while {} loop to a do {} while loop, because since we return if the string is empty at the beginning of the function, the same check on the first iteration of the loop is unnecessary. I believe it's faster for every case, even if only by a little bit." I don't know how necessary this is, but it doesn't hurt and it doesn't negatively impact the readability of the code. I also fixed an existing piece of code for which the compiler issued a warning. committer: Tailor Script <[e-mail]>

All IM names have been changed, so we don't get sued or nothing.  We get some 
interesting convos....

17:58:27 Luser: You do any GTK programming?
17:58:43 Zilding: You mean, work on GTK itself?
17:58:56 Luser: no program stuff using GTK
17:59:37 Zilding: Hrm.  How do you know me, again? :)
17:59:54 Luser: haha.......i saw your handle in the help part of gaim
18:00:01 Zilding: yes.
18:00:05 Luser: Didnt mean to freak you out
18:00:16 Zilding: Iz okay, I figured that was the answer.
18:00:26 Zilding: Is gaim written with Athena, Motif, or Xforms?
18:00:29 Zilding: or GTK? :)
18:00:39 Luser: GTK :)
18:00:50 Zilding: I believe you have answered your own question. :)


15:40:14 SomeGuy: hey you there?
15:40:28 Zilding: nope
15:40:33 SomeGuy: :-)
15:40:43 SomeGuy: ah there was a little bug in my code.
15:40:46 SomeGuy: did you notice it?
15:41:28 Zilding:  uh....jim ain't here...well...not at the keyboard at
least...this is alissa...
15:41:38 Zilding: and uh...i am not wearing a bra
15:41:46 SomeGuy: hi alissa
15:41:46 Zilding: i have him tied up at the moment
15:41:51 SomeGuy: ah
15:41:52 Zilding: hello
15:42:01 SomeGuy: I hope he is having fun.
15:42:05 Zilding: yeah....we're kinda busy righ tnow
15:42:09 Zilding: know..err
15:42:22 Zilding: hehe....
15:42:24 SomeGuy: should I let you two love bird go?
15:43:09 Zilding: uh...well...yeah i  guess...he really isn't in any sort of
position to help you right now...
15:43:42 Zilding: THREE CHEERS FOR A WIRELESS KEYBOARD
15:43:44 Zilding: WOOHOO
15:43:54 SomeGuy: tell him I said... compared to the current situation what
I was going to ask him is microscopic.
15:44:00 SomeGuy: have fun guys.


16:24:41 JailBait: Hello How are you?
16:24:48 JailBait: stats?
16:25:00 Zilding: pretty good, who is this?
16:25:54 JailBait: I got your name from the hotmail webCourier...i'm Abi   13/f
16:26:39 Zilding: Hotmail webcourier?
16:26:51 JailBait: yeah
16:26:59 Zilding: Interesting.
16:27:17 Zilding: Well, I'm 18 years old, male, and I still haven't a clue how you got my IM :)
16:28:28 JailBait: yes it was under the thing where people were asking Questions and you anwered them....someone ask if they could IM you and you put in this s/n
16:28:59 Zilding: Hmm.. what kind of questions was I answering?
16:29:38 JailBait: normal one's you were ansering   holdon
16:29:54 JailBait: hey mom is home talk to you later
16:29:56 JailBait: bye bye]
16:30:02 Zilding: uh.. okay :)
16:31:58 Zilding: hey can you send me the URL to where you got my screen name?  I'm just curious :)


19:05:45 ZFriend: waddle waddle waddle
19:15:34 ZFriend: *waddle waddle waddle*
19:15:45 ZFriend: (pssttt)
19:16:07 ZFriend: (the penguins are coming...)
19:16:12 ZFriend: (they are coming to dance with you...)
19:45:16 Zilding: Really?  Coming to dance with ME?
19:45:22 ZFriend: yes!
19:45:49 Zilding: Cool! Why?
19:46:01 ZFriend: they like you
19:47:12 Zilding: wooohooo!
19:47:14 Zilding: How'd you find this out?
19:47:22 ZFriend: ...........they told me.......
19:47:58 Zilding: Do you have secret meetings with them?  And what kind of dancng will we be doing?
19:48:17 ZFriend: i cannot release any more information..... they do the mambo
19:49:13 Zilding: hehe sounds like fun.  When are they coming?
19:49:24 ZFriend: after their tea time
19:49:55 Zilding: Okay.  Are they bringing the herring or should I make a run?
19:50:10 ZFriend: the herring is not provided 
19:50:31 Zilding: Ok cool.  Well thank you, Miss Mander Oracle :)
19:50:54 ZFriend: :)


16:57:30 L0s3R: u help write tik?
16:57:54 Zilding: No, I'm the author and maintainer of gaim, and I spell correctly.
16:58:25 L0s3R: gud gohd eyem sohry ashole
16:58:36 Zilding: Fuck off.
16:59:44 L0s3R: eheh
16:59:46 L0s3R: i bet you have awin98 box too dont you fag
16:59:46 L0s3R: tik owns
16:59:46 L0s3R: eheh
16:59:46 L0s3R: actually all this aol shit sucks
16:59:46 L0s3R: eheh
17:00:36 Zilding: Pardon me.  I've written Linux device drivers, and I'm on the XFree development team.  What have you given to the community?
17:01:27 L0s3R: Nothing you've heard about mr uppity. =)
17:02:17 Zilding: I'm sure not.  So forgive me when I'm not in a very good mood and I have a little contempt for people who use phrases like 'owns', can't spell correctly, and feel the need to capitalize every other letter in their name.  Are you a hax0r too?
17:02:26 L0s3R: you ego is taknig up alot of space btw
17:02:29 L0s3R: taking
17:02:29 L0s3R: if you will
17:02:32 L0s3R: lol
17:02:39 L0s3R: goddamn
17:02:50 L0s3R: im sure you use office software too
17:03:31 Zilding: Get outta my face, ya script kiddie, and go back to your quake game.

13:35:35 WinFreak: could u help me out with gaim..i kno i'm retarded  ROFL
13:35:54 WinFreak : after you unzip it what do u do?
13:36:36 RobFlynn: You have gaim-0.9.5.tar.gz?
13:36:40 WinFreak : yeah 
13:36:43 RobFlynn: first do: tar xvzf gaim-0.9.5.tar.gz
13:36:47 RobFlynn: then go into that directory and type:
13:36:49 RobFlynn: ./configure                                                 
13:36:52 RobFlynn: then type: make
13:37:10 WinFreak : tar xvzf...is that on ur webpage?
13:40:00 RobFlynn: Umm ...
13:45:00 WinFreak : Where can I download tar xvzf gaim-0.9.5.tar.gz?  Is this for windows?


*** This is what happens when Gaim Developers get bored.

22:39:18 RobFlynn: Umm
22:39:19 RobFlynn: My brain is dead.
22:39:39 Flyn Orange: *hooks up electrodes to Rob's brain and connects the battery*
22:39:47 Flyn Orange: kaZAP!
22:39:53 RobFlynn: EEpepEPAPEPAEppaep BBrRERERFFFF EPEPEPPEPpeppepape
22:39:58 RobFlynn: *waddle jerk waddle waddle twitch*
22:40:14 Flyn Orange: Its alive! Its ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!
22:40:25 Flyn Orange: *maniacal laugh*
22:40:26 RobFlynn: *twitch twitch waddle convulse*
22:40:41 Flyn Orange: *disconnects battery*
22:40:52 RobFlynn: *** The sun slowly fades away as a giant penguin towers above the remains of a small, wooden table***
22:41:13 Flyn Orange: ** storm clouds rise **
22:41:25 Flyn Orange: *thunder crack*
22:41:26 RobFlynn: *** With an eerie, almost mechanical qualling, the penguin marches its way over to its creator ***
22:41:56 Flyn Orange: Well, hello lit...er...big fella. Would you like some HERRING?
22:42:19 Flyn Orange: How about some FREE BEER?
22:42:44 RobFlynn: *** A booming voice echos through the hallways ***
22:42:47 RobFlynn: *** PIPE GREP MORE ***
22:43:20 RobFlynn: *** With a low, rumbling sound the last syllable of the mysterious phrase shakes the very foundation of the decrepit laboratory***
22:43:22 Flyn Orange: ** the mad scientists terminal suddenly crashes, and a vaguely familiar blue screen shows on it's display **
22:44:08 Flyn Orange: Damn the fates! How can I face my peers now when I TOLD them proprietary was better!
!
22:45:19 RobFlynn: *** THE PENGUIN BALKS: CTRL-ALT-DELETE ***


hungryguy: Were you the one who ate the 1lbs hamburger?
Flyn Orange: hehe... Well, I tried to. I was feeling kinda sick. :)
Flyn Orange: Flyn Orange: Would've finished that sucker off if I'd have been feeling better!
hungryguy: I'm proud of you still.
Flyn Orange: PsyAssasin: That's quite impressive.
Flyn Orange: *grin*  Thanks!
hungryguy: I'm motivated to have a 1lbs hamburger party here.
hungryguy: That would be sweet.
Flyn Orange: haha!  That would rock!
Flyn Orange: Good idea.
Flyn Orange: Think I might do that sometime too!
Flyn Orange: There are some truly cool people out there.

--- If you guys havent learned yet, Jer is a smartass :-) ---

00:03:43 Flyn Orange: *shoots you with silly string*
00:03:55 RobFlynn: HELP! I AM COVERED IN NEONG REEN STRING
00:06:54 Flyn Orange: NEONG REEN, Taiwan (AP) -
                      Despite the recent economical collapses suffered due to 
                      massive geological activity over the last month, the very
                      profitable gag-manufacturer of Silly String has 
                      maintained production through the turmoil. Still 
                      employing 324 workers and a management team of 15 
                      Slinkies, there is no risk of a price hike in cans of
                      Silly String over the next few months...

--- heheh Jeramey is a jackass :-) ---

14:44:28 Flyn Orange: You should see gimp try and swim. She goes in circles
'cause she's only got three legs. ;)
14:44:34 RobFlynn: *giggles*
14:44:39 RobFlynn: Ive seen my cars swim before
14:44:44 RobFlynn: They doggie paddle :)
14:44:51 Flyn Orange: cats you mean? :)
14:44:56 RobFlynn: Woops!
14:44:57 RobFlynn: Yeah.
14:44:59 RobFlynn: Cars sink.
14:45:01 Flyn Orange: hehe
14:45:07 Flyn Orange: Yeah. Cars suck at swimming.
14:45:15 RobFlynn: heheh


---
Eric and I were a little weird this night hehe


03:31:43 RobFlynn: "No Bite", she rebuked.
03:31:46 RobFlynn: Rebuked is a fun word.
03:31:51 RobFlynn: I don't know if I used it properly, but it is still fun.
03:31:55 Eric Warmenhoven: i like idiosyncratic
03:32:01 RobFlynn: I like sesquipedalian
03:32:14 Eric Warmenhoven: variations on idiosyncracy are my favorite words.
03:32:20 Eric Warmenhoven: i like them.
03:32:22 RobFlynn: I like sesquipedalian because it is polysylabic by
defination and practice.
03:32:25 Eric Warmenhoven: that's one of my idiosyncracies.
03:32:40 RobFlynn: Idiosyncracy is a sesquipedalian.
03:32:48 Eric Warmenhoven: holy crap
03:33:00 RobFlynn: Sesquipedalians such as idiosyncracy are often times
considered ambiguous.  Why use a large word when a dimunitve one will suffice?


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(14:54:25) SeanEgan: are you coding now?
(14:55:33) RobFlynn: Nah I gotta go buy pants.
(14:55:37) SeanEgan: haha
(14:55:40) SeanEgan: that was so random

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(13:51:10) wizardof___: can we have a memorable conversation?
(13:51:19) RobFlynn: i think we just did

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(22:39:02) KingAnt: I'll try to find someone with ichat to test it with (ie. get one of the guys I live with to install it)
(22:48:12) Paco-Paco: KingAnt: I have iChat
(22:48:34) KingAnt: Paco-Paco: Does it suck?
(22:48:42) Paco-Paco: yes
(22:48:47) Paco-Paco: it's hard to use
(22:48:47) KingAnt: Cool

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(22:33:31) CopyMe: ok, how do I copy a file and paste into another directory
(22:33:47) Zilding: cp <filename> <other filename>
(22:34:04) CopyMe: what does that do
(22:34:06) CopyMe: copy?
(22:36:05) Zilding: yeah
(22:37:27) CopyMe: then how do you paste it?

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(02:08:12) gobblegobble: whats a chicken head
(02:08:24) RobFlynn: your mom

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<KingAnt> I dislike the random capitalization utilized by fortunes
<Paco-Paco> those aren't fortunes
<Paco-Paco> those are yows
<Paco-Paco> I don't know why lunix fortune gives back yows
<KingAnt> Paco-Paco: I understand everything you just said
<Paco-Paco> does it scare you?
<KingAnt> Paco-Paco: You have no idea

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(18:45:00) SuperNewbie entered the room.
(18:51:07) SuperNewbie: I'm new and I dont understand how to get into a chat.
(18:51:19) faceprint: you're in a chat now
(18:51:30) SuperNewbie: Oh OK

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23:39 <@LSchiere> try the grammer again
23:40 <SeanEgan> LSchiere, you can try the spelling again, too ;)
23:40 <@LSchiere> SeanEgan: you know by now that i'm incorigible

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(20:53:30) idiot1: im havn problems with my sound in gaim can any1 help me
(20:54:59) LSchiere2: have you read the faq?
(21:03:35) idiot1: no and im not reading it
(21:03:45) idiot1: cuz it wont help anyways
(21:03:47) LSchiere2: then you will have no help
(21:03:54) LSchiere2: because i wrote it and i know it would help
(21:04:27) LSchiere2: since you already know everything though, you obviously don't need any help idiot1
(21:05:38) idiot1: nope
(21:05:42) idiot1: opps


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(20:37:03) marv: nosnilmot: I can just try tweaking gtk_imhtml_get_markup_range
(20:38:28) nosnilmot: marv: I know you can, because you know what's going on in there, but is there any point in me trying?...
(20:38:57) marv: nosnilmot: I could explain it to you I guess. Sure why not.
(20:39:44) nosnilmot: marv: I'd like to know (I think?), but now probably isn't the best time, I shouldn't have asked
(20:40:11) marv: The buffer is composed to unescaped (no entities) text, with a certain unicode character representing images or smileys or widgets.
(20:40:26) marv: nosnilmot: oh. well let me know when you feel like listening
(20:41:10) nosnilmot: marv: don't worry, I will. I need to learn C first.
(20:41:27) marv: um, you don't know C?
(20:41:31) nosnilmot: no
(20:41:44) marv: then what were those patches i applied from you earlier?
(20:42:05) nosnilmot: you don't need to know C to write patches
(20:42:12) marv: oh okay

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<seanegan> Someone should fix that bug where if you click on the user list
	in an IRC channel, it crashes.
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<seanegan> I guess that was "reproducing"

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18:33:26 <NoName> hello there
18:34:03 <NoName> I just wanted to share some bevavior that I think its kinda of
                  unsafe when using GAIM with yahoo messenges accounts
18:34:43 <NoName> Whenever you transfer files between users, no receiving
                  confirmation is requested, the file gets transfered
                  automatically
18:37:32 <Paco-Paco> surely you have to accept file transfers
18:37:57 <NoName> Paco-Paco, nope, Whenever people sends me files, I get no
                  confirmation request
18:38:30 <NoName> Paco-Paco, and the files gets right through my home directory
18:39:00 <deryni> I find this a bit hard to believe since most people come in here
                  asking for some way to auto-accept.
18:39:48 <NoName> deryni, I just installed fc3 , fully updated it, no extra
                  configuration was done and that's the default behavior
18:40:06 <NoName> deryni, I searched the settings and there is no configuration
                  on this issue
18:40:29 <deryni> I know there's no configuration on it, that's what everyone keeps
                  asking for.
18:41:08 <NoName> deryni, sometimes I get pictures of naked girls in my computer
                  and I guess that GAIM is the one responsible for that since it
                  does not ask for file transfer confirmation

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(16:35:01) noname2: hello gaim is new port ?
(16:35:08) noname2: msn
(16:35:17) LSchiere2: what in the world are you trying to ask

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(00:22:45) user:         hi
(00:22:47) user:         can you help me?
(00:22:56) richielaager: I don't know.
(00:23:02) user:         can i borrow a pencil?
(00:24:13) richielaager: Only if you're willing to pay transportation costs
                         to get you the pencil, plus $60/hour for the time it
                         takes me to transport said pencil to you, plus a pencil
                         rental fee of $1/day, plus a one time pencil sharpening
                         service charge of $5.
(00:24:37) user:         I have a 100$ in paypal, where do i send it to?
(00:25:10) richielaager: I hear some guys in Nigeria are looking for account
                         information?
(00:25:32) user:         or can you put a pencil feature into gaim? to create a
                         physical pencil out of a rubber reconstruction machine?
(00:25:50) user:         those guys only sent wood- no lead :(
(00:26:10) user:         they told me it was "invisible" lead.
(00:28:27) richielaager: Interesting... They sent me plenty of visible lead,
                         they said, it's just waiting for me at a holding company
                         in Moscow or some place like that.
(00:28:53) user:         Seems you've been had.
(00:29:09) user:         The invisible lead works quite well.
(00:29:28) user:         Anyways, I'm here to ask a question.
(00:29:29) richielaager: Damn!
(00:29:42) richielaager: Damn to that too. :)