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[gaim-migrate @ 7975] if we're gonna put this back, we may as well do it right committer: Tailor Script <[e-mail]>

All IM names have been changed, so I don't get sued or nothing.  I get some 
interesting convos....

17:58:27 Luser: You do any GTK programming?
17:58:43 Zilding: You mean, work on GTK itself?
17:58:56 Luser: no program stuff using GTK
17:59:37 Zilding: Hrm.  How do you know me, again? :)
17:59:54 Luser: haha.......i saw your handle in the help part of gaim
18:00:01 Zilding: yes.
18:00:05 Luser: Didnt mean to freak you out
18:00:16 Zilding: Iz okay, I figured that was the answer.
18:00:26 Zilding: Is gaim written with Athena, Motif, or Xforms?
18:00:29 Zilding: or GTK? :)
18:00:39 Luser: GTK :)
18:00:50 Zilding: I believe you have answered your own question. :)


15:40:14 SomeGuy: hey you there?
15:40:28 Zilding: nope
15:40:33 SomeGuy: :-)
15:40:43 SomeGuy: ah there was a little bug in my code.
15:40:46 SomeGuy: did you notice it?
15:41:28 Zilding:  uh....jim ain't here...well...not at the keyboard at
least...this is alissa...
15:41:38 Zilding: and uh...i am not wearing a bra
15:41:46 SomeGuy: hi alissa
15:41:46 Zilding: i have him tied up at the moment
15:41:51 SomeGuy: ah
15:41:52 Zilding: hello
15:42:01 SomeGuy: I hope he is having fun.
15:42:05 Zilding: yeah....we're kinda busy righ tnow
15:42:09 Zilding: know..err
15:42:22 Zilding: hehe....
15:42:24 SomeGuy: should I let you two love bird go?
15:43:09 Zilding: uh...well...yeah i  guess...he really isn't in any sort of
position to help you right now...
15:43:42 Zilding: THREE CHEERS FOR A WIRELESS KEYBOARD
15:43:44 Zilding: WOOHOO
15:43:54 SomeGuy: tell him I said... compared to the current situation what
I was going to ask him is microscopic.
15:44:00 SomeGuy: have fun guys.


16:24:41 JailBait: Hello How are you?
16:24:48 JailBait: stats?
16:25:00 Zilding: pretty good, who is this?
16:25:54 JailBait: I got your name from the hotmail webCourier...i'm Abi   13/f
16:26:39 Zilding: Hotmail webcourier?
16:26:51 JailBait: yeah
16:26:59 Zilding: Interesting.
16:27:17 Zilding: Well, I'm 18 years old, male, and I still haven't a clue how you got my IM :)
16:28:28 JailBait: yes it was under the thing where people were asking Questions and you anwered them....someone ask if they could IM you and you put in this s/n
16:28:59 Zilding: Hmm.. what kind of questions was I answering?
16:29:38 JailBait: normal one's you were ansering   holdon
16:29:54 JailBait: hey mom is home talk to you later
16:29:56 JailBait: bye bye]
16:30:02 Zilding: uh.. okay :)
16:31:58 Zilding: hey can you send me the URL to where you got my screen name?  I'm just curious :)


19:05:45 ZFriend: waddle waddle waddle
19:15:34 ZFriend: *waddle waddle waddle*
19:15:45 ZFriend: (pssttt)
19:16:07 ZFriend: (the penguins are coming...)
19:16:12 ZFriend: (they are coming to dance with you...)
19:45:16 Zilding: Really?  Coming to dance with ME?
19:45:22 ZFriend: yes!
19:45:49 Zilding: Cool! Why?
19:46:01 ZFriend: they like you
19:47:12 Zilding: wooohooo!
19:47:14 Zilding: How'd you find this out?
19:47:22 ZFriend: ...........they told me.......
19:47:58 Zilding: Do you have secret meetings with them?  And what kind of dancng will we be doing?
19:48:17 ZFriend: i cannot release any more information..... they do the mambo
19:49:13 Zilding: hehe sounds like fun.  When are they coming?
19:49:24 ZFriend: after their tea time
19:49:55 Zilding: Okay.  Are they bringing the herring or should I make a run?
19:50:10 ZFriend: the herring is not provided 
19:50:31 Zilding: Ok cool.  Well thank you, Miss Mander Oracle :)
19:50:54 ZFriend: :)


16:57:30 L0s3R: u help write tik?
16:57:54 Zilding: No, I'm the author and maintainer of gaim, and I spell correctly.
16:58:25 L0s3R: gud gohd eyem sohry ashole
16:58:36 Zilding: Fuck off.
16:59:44 L0s3R: eheh
16:59:46 L0s3R: i bet you have awin98 box too dont you fag
16:59:46 L0s3R: tik owns
16:59:46 L0s3R: eheh
16:59:46 L0s3R: actually all this aol shit sucks
16:59:46 L0s3R: eheh
17:00:36 Zilding: Pardon me.  I've written Linux device drivers, and I'm on the XFree development team.  What have you given to the community?
17:01:27 L0s3R: Nothing you've heard about mr uppity. =)
17:02:17 Zilding: I'm sure not.  So forgive me when I'm not in a very good mood and I have a little contempt for people who use phrases like 'owns', can't spell correctly, and feel the need to capitalize every other letter in their name.  Are you a hax0r too?
17:02:26 L0s3R: you ego is taknig up alot of space btw
17:02:29 L0s3R: taking
17:02:29 L0s3R: if you will
17:02:32 L0s3R: lol
17:02:39 L0s3R: goddamn
17:02:50 L0s3R: im sure you use office software too
17:03:31 Zilding: Get outta my face, ya script kiddie, and go back to your quake game.

13:35:35 WinFreak: could u help me out with gaim..i kno i'm retarded  ROFL
13:35:54 WinFreak : after you unzip it what do u do?
13:36:36 RobFlynn: You have gaim-0.9.5.tar.gz?
13:36:40 WinFreak : yeah 
13:36:43 RobFlynn: first do: tar xvzf gaim-0.9.5.tar.gz
13:36:47 RobFlynn: then go into that directory and type:
13:36:49 RobFlynn: ./configure                                                 
13:36:52 RobFlynn: then type: make
13:37:10 WinFreak : tar xvzf...is that on ur webpage?
13:40:00 RobFlynn: Umm ...
13:45:00 WinFreak : Where can I download tar xvzf gaim-0.9.5.tar.gz?  Is this for windows?


*** This is what happens when Gaim Developers get bored.

22:39:18 RobFlynn: Umm
22:39:19 RobFlynn: My brain is dead.
22:39:39 Flyn Orange: *hooks up electrodes to Rob's brain and connects the battery*
22:39:47 Flyn Orange: kaZAP!
22:39:53 RobFlynn: EEpepEPAPEPAEppaep BBrRERERFFFF EPEPEPPEPpeppepape
22:39:58 RobFlynn: *waddle jerk waddle waddle twitch*
22:40:14 Flyn Orange: Its alive! Its ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!
22:40:25 Flyn Orange: *maniacal laugh*
22:40:26 RobFlynn: *twitch twitch waddle convulse*
22:40:41 Flyn Orange: *disconnects battery*
22:40:52 RobFlynn: *** The sun slowly fades away as a giant penguin towers above the remains of a small, wooden table***
22:41:13 Flyn Orange: ** storm clouds rise **
22:41:25 Flyn Orange: *thunder crack*
22:41:26 RobFlynn: *** With an eerie, almost mechanical qualling, the penguin marches its way over to its creator ***
22:41:56 Flyn Orange: Well, hello lit...er...big fella. Would you like some HERRING?
22:42:19 Flyn Orange: How about some FREE BEER?
22:42:44 RobFlynn: *** A booming voice echos through the hallways ***
22:42:47 RobFlynn: *** PIPE GREP MORE ***
22:43:20 RobFlynn: *** With a low, rumbling sound the last syllable of the mysterious phrase shakes the very foundation of the decrepit laboratory***
22:43:22 Flyn Orange: ** the mad scientists terminal suddenly crashes, and a vaguely familiar blue screen shows on it's display **
22:44:08 Flyn Orange: Damn the fates! How can I face my peers now when I TOLD them proprietary was better!
!
22:45:19 RobFlynn: *** THE PENGUIN BALKS: CTRL-ALT-DELETE ***


hungryguy: Were you the one who ate the 1lbs hamburger?
Flyn Orange: hehe... Well, I tried to. I was feeling kinda sick. :)
Flyn Orange: Flyn Orange: Would've finished that sucker off if I'd have been feeling better!
hungryguy: I'm proud of you still.
Flyn Orange: PsyAssasin: That's quite impressive.
Flyn Orange: *grin*  Thanks!
hungryguy: I'm motivated to have a 1lbs hamburger party here.
hungryguy: That would be sweet.
Flyn Orange: haha!  That would rock!
Flyn Orange: Good idea.
Flyn Orange: Think I might do that sometime too!
Flyn Orange: There are some truly cool people out there.

--- If you guys havent learned yet, Jer is a smartass :-) ---

00:03:43 Flyn Orange: *shoots you with silly string*
00:03:55 RobFlynn: HELP! I AM COVERED IN NEONG REEN STRING
00:06:54 Flyn Orange: NEONG REEN, Taiwan (AP) -
                      Despite the recent economical collapses suffered due to 
                      massive geological activity over the last month, the very
                      profitable gag-manufacturer of Silly String has 
                      maintained production through the turmoil. Still 
                      employing 324 workers and a management team of 15 
                      Slinkies, there is no risk of a price hike in cans of
                      Silly String over the next few months...

--- heheh Jeramey is a jackass :-) ---

14:44:28 Flyn Orange: You should see gimp try and swim. She goes in circles
'cause she's only got three legs. ;)
14:44:34 RobFlynn: *giggles*
14:44:39 RobFlynn: Ive seen my cars swim before
14:44:44 RobFlynn: They doggie paddle :)
14:44:51 Flyn Orange: cats you mean? :)
14:44:56 RobFlynn: Woops!
14:44:57 RobFlynn: Yeah.
14:44:59 RobFlynn: Cars sink.
14:45:01 Flyn Orange: hehe
14:45:07 Flyn Orange: Yeah. Cars suck at swimming.
14:45:15 RobFlynn: heheh


---
Eric and I were a little weird this night hehe


03:31:43 RobFlynn: "No Bite", she rebuked.
03:31:46 RobFlynn: Rebuked is a fun word.
03:31:51 RobFlynn: I don't know if I used it properly, but it is still fun.
03:31:55 Eric Warmenhoven: i like idiosyncratic
03:32:01 RobFlynn: I like sesquipedalian
03:32:14 Eric Warmenhoven: variations on idiosyncracy are my favorite words.
03:32:20 Eric Warmenhoven: i like them.
03:32:22 RobFlynn: I like sesquipedalian because it is polysylabic by
defination and practice.
03:32:25 Eric Warmenhoven: that's one of my idiosyncracies.
03:32:40 RobFlynn: Idiosyncracy is a sesquipedalian.
03:32:48 Eric Warmenhoven: holy crap
03:33:00 RobFlynn: Sesquipedalians such as idiosyncracy are often times
considered ambiguous.  Why use a large word when a dimunitve one will suffice?


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(14:54:25) SeanEgan: are you coding now?
(14:55:33) RobFlynn: Nah I gotta go buy pants.
(14:55:37) SeanEgan: haha
(14:55:40) SeanEgan: that was so random

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(13:51:10) wizardof___: can we have a memorable conversation?
(13:51:19) RobFlynn: i think we just did

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(22:39:02) KingAnt: I'll try to find someone with ichat to test it with (ie. get one of the guys I live with to install it)
(22:48:12) Paco-Paco: KingAnt: I have iChat
(22:48:34) KingAnt: Paco-Paco: Does it suck?
(22:48:42) Paco-Paco: yes
(22:48:47) Paco-Paco: it's hard to use
(22:48:47) KingAnt: Cool

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(22:33:31) CopyMe: ok, how do I copy a file and paste into another directory
(22:33:47) Zilding: cp <filename> <other filename>
(22:34:04) CopyMe: what does that do
(22:34:06) CopyMe: copy?
(22:36:05) Zilding: yeah
(22:37:27) CopyMe: then how do you paste it?

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(02:08:12) gobblegobble: whats a chicken head
(02:08:24) RobFlynn: your mom

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<KingAnt> I dislike the random capitalization utilized by fortunes
<Paco-Paco> those aren't fortunes
<Paco-Paco> those are yows
<Paco-Paco> I don't know why lunix fortune gives back yows
<KingAnt> Paco-Paco: I understand everything you just said
<Paco-Paco> does it scare you?
<KingAnt> Paco-Paco: You have no idea

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(18:45:00) SuperNewbie entered the room.
(18:51:07) SuperNewbie: I'm new and I dont understand how to get into a chat.
(18:51:19) faceprint: you're in a chat now
(18:51:30) SuperNewbie: Oh OK