# HG changeset patch # User Richard Laager # Date 1132363253 0 # Node ID a2d574a7302847732ff83e0444cb5489512795f8 # Parent 5bda6a03d43b19098241986a79d90e96a72ddee9 [gaim-migrate @ 14447] I thought this was funny at the time. It still seemed funny a few days later... Revert if I'm lame and have no sense of humor. committer: Tailor Script diff -r 5bda6a03d43b -r a2d574a73028 doc/gaims_funniest_home_convos.txt --- a/doc/gaims_funniest_home_convos.txt Sat Nov 19 01:19:51 2005 +0000 +++ b/doc/gaims_funniest_home_convos.txt Sat Nov 19 01:20:53 2005 +0000 @@ -327,3 +327,31 @@ (16:35:01) noname2: hello gaim is new port ? (16:35:08) noname2: msn (16:35:17) LSchiere2: what in the world are you trying to ask + +--- + +(00:22:45) user: hi +(00:22:47) user: can you help me? +(00:22:56) richielaager: I don't know. +(00:23:02) user: can i borrow a pencil? +(00:24:13) richielaager: Only if you're willing to pay transportation costs + to get you the pencil, plus $60/hour for the time it + takes me to transport said pencil to you, plus a pencil + rental fee of $1/day, plus a one time pencil sharpening + service charge of $5. +(00:24:37) user: I have a 100$ in paypal, where do i send it to? +(00:25:10) richielaager: I hear some guys in Nigeria are looking for account + information? +(00:25:32) user: or can you put a pencil feature into gaim? to create a + physical pencil out of a rubber reconstruction machine? +(00:25:50) user: those guys only sent wood- no lead :( +(00:26:10) user: they told me it was "invisible" lead. +(00:28:27) richielaager: Interesting... They sent me plenty of visible lead, + they said, it's just waiting for me at a holding company + in Moscow or some place like that. +(00:28:53) user: Seems you've been had. +(00:29:09) user: The invisible lead works quite well. +(00:29:28) user: Anyways, I'm here to ask a question. +(00:29:29) richielaager: Damn! +(00:29:42) richielaager: Damn to that too. :) +